Big T

listen up fives, a ten is speaking

[Big T @UnsweetendTee]

When I die lower me into my grave to the sound of the I Think You Should Leave transition music

[Big T @UnsweetendTee]

Me when I hear the Rosannne theme song

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The level of elegance between a cat and a dog.. 😅

[Big T @UnsweetendTee]

Fine, I’ll say it. Pizza rolls taste better in the microwave than the oven.

[Big T @UnsweetendTee]

I can’t wait to tell my daughter about the poof

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I don't always clear my calculator...

but when I do, I hit both 'C' and 'CE' a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

nobody should die like that and guns are still the fucking problem

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.

[lauren @winonaddict]

“are you available to jump on a quick call?”

[Big T @UnsweetendTee]

@mattheyea Awww!

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Telling people “I don’t really drink anymore” when it’s been like 6 days

[charlie @chunkbardey]

time to get dressed! first things first: who am i and what do i look like?

[andrew 🦇 @andrew12la]

no one is doing it like her

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

doordasher knocked instead of leaving it at the door

[☞𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓪𝓰𝓷𝓪 @liaaanimal]

stamps are incredibly cunty and we all know it.. take this gorgeous sticker as payment to deliver my little note?

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

can you please delete this you are humiliating him

[M*G*W @emgeedub]

My boy said Nicole Kidman looks like the chick from Mars Attacks!

[M*G*W @emgeedub]

The Golden Globes party this year…

[irene @pascalcoded]

this diva