Lyss✨

MPH|MSc. Recovering Emergency Manager. Tactfully Problematic. Surviving out of spite. Do good, recklessly.

[Lyss✨ @UntamedEMG]

To be fair, my entire career has been planning for the unexpected surprises. New Emergency Planner arriving on the Planning P in 2023 💝

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[Lyss✨ @UntamedEMG]

I have mentally come to terms with the fact that my family’s home in Florida will probably not be there by Friday. Thankfully, they’ve evacuated to a safer place, but it looks like I’ll be heading down there to help them during recovery 😭

[☇ indsay @lh0ch]

Chat, I think we need a worse, more derogatory phrase than “rapid intensification”

[Lyss✨ @UntamedEMG]

@DisastrousHstry Oh

[Disastrous History @DisastrousHstry]

I think Milton is going to end up being a “Waffle House is closed” type of hurricane

[Lyss✨ @UntamedEMG]

@DannyDoubleYew Live view of me rn

[Lyss✨ @UntamedEMG]

My family refusing to evacuate while being in the path of the storm is the stress test I didn’t ask for, my god I need Xanax.

[FL Division of Emergency Management @FLSERT]

Debris removal is a local government process. However, given TS Milton's anticipated approach, Florida is mobilizing state assets to supplement debris removal along the Gulf Coast. @FLDEPNews has provided the Division pre-approval for any necessary debris sites.

As more crews continue to mobilize, please give them space to operate.

[Disastrous History @DisastrousHstry]

If Milton goes north of Tampa Bay, it’s going to be very, very, very bad.

[Lyss✨ @UntamedEMG]

Live view of me trying to convince my aunt to evacuate ahead of Milton instead of just sticking with her emergency plan which is “we have kayaks and life jackets.”

[Lyss✨ @UntamedEMG]

@SamLMontano Having worked on both the community side and the federal side my unsolicited opinion is that we won’t be able to combat it until we find a way for these groups to work cohesively without letting hubris get in the way. Building back trust needs to be made a priority too, I think.

[Lyss✨ @UntamedEMG]

@Ms_Gingerella As a Devils fan we have low expectations and high energy.

[SNAFU @SNAFU_Sara]

How much is Pete Buttigieg drinking tonight after having to had coach Walz and Harris thinking “I got passed over for these two?”