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@SayyadinaHeresy @AllenCMarshall I will not engage in any kind of debate with someone who suffers from the mental illness of religion.
If you don't like something I say, feel free to ignore it.
Like I do every time you regurgitate those vile myths meant to control and condemn.

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@SayyadinaHeresy @AllenCMarshall No

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@SayyadinaHeresy @AllenCMarshall You don't get to make the rules to anything.

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@SayyadinaHeresy @AllenCMarshall Jesus is a lie, a bunch of cells aren't babies, and forcing anyone to give birth under any circumstances is abhorrent. Christofacists are wrong and fun to laugh at; was my entire point.

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@SayyadinaHeresy @AllenCMarshall Fictitious children 😉

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@Ethan_LMP @allanbrocka liking this tweet, completely made my valentines day 💙
Now all I need is a Lego shaped sex doll, and my life will be complete 😉

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@Ethan_LMP Actually, I think Rick and Steve did that to me first.
Fortunately, I was never able to find a lifesize Lego.

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@hendrixgreyson

[Captain Edward Jellico @STDeltaShift]

Happy Valen day #Babylon5

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

Ugh

[Cooper Hillier 🏏 @CooperHillier]

😭

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@Ethan_LMP I used to give my ex some extra cash to do something nice for us on Valentines day 😁
Every year, he still managed to forget 😠
Hence the ex part.

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@LandisLau @Doctor_Omega @JohnnyAReed @xeow @BlackSheepJess @YesAndAgain @tinkadinkadoo @kashinorei @TREFAYNE @stonygirl @nation_orville @tea_telly @Alternating_Din @ElyseHargreaves @Toni_sweetheart @Dellos @pedrostarfleet @EgotasticFT @jleefilm Like the remixed song says "shower the people you love with temporily displaced egg salad sanwhiches"

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@Ethan_LMP I'm willing to test this theory, if someone would like to give me gobs of money, for research.

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@CBDHempFarmer BREAKING: The birds are pooping out Chinese spy balloons! Shoot down any birds or balloons or drones or aliens from directly underneath!

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@ManchesterL94 That's terrible! Some people and their weird addictions.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Be mine? #ValentinesDay

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@ToyGalaxyDan

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@DammitBeans My sister bought an ATV recently, and got it impressively stuck this weekend. While looking for an easier path to take, we found several moose tracks. Sometimes at night, when it's real quiet, you can hear them sneezing. Nothing like the sound of a cow on stilts sneezing at 2 am

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@DammitBeans @Jester_NeNe Which may or may not also be the region couscous is from. Which isn't nearly as impressive to watch.

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@Ethan_LMP I read that as Manchurian, and thought it was the most unexpected cross over ever 😆