Until Valhalla

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@elonmusk Brand new sentence.

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@TheBabylonBee

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@25YearsAgoLive One of my all-time faves. Completely inexplicable.

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@sharpino01 @NFLMemes That's OZ. He's a magician/mentalist. He was literally just doing a trick.

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@WillRagatz You want that big of an "if" at 18?

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@PurpleForTheWin There's no spin for this. Echoes of Kwesi.

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@sowelleconomics Bro, what?

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@Astro_Jenni You were great on Capcom! Loved seeing the friendly banter between all of you. You're a special group!

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@NASAAdmin Phenomenal, thank you!

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Welcome back, @NASAArtemis crew!! 👨‍🚀👨‍🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🚀

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@LeahCheshier Great work! 👏 👏

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@LeahCheshier @rocketgirlbecks My favorite was "We're still here and they're still in space" yesterday 😆

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@NASA_Johnson Victor Glover wearing the band's shirt to the concert 🫡

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@fandompulse Says the guy who made 5 sequels?

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@DatBoyVan3 @EducatedMoron + Casting

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@ThomasSowell That on-the-spot Dennis Miller impression was insanely good.

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@natebargatze @nytimes Left his daughter hanging lol

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@johnnypoker702 @MoveTheSticks But now we don't have a GM. Which is (legitimately) better then have Kwesi in charge of the board.

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@BrianHJacobson Yemen: "We will rally behind Iran and fight with them!"

US: "I have two aircraft carriers. One for each of ya."

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@LangmanVince He literally found the ark. The Nazis were looking in the wrong place. Not to mention obtaining it for posterity after everyone else died.