Ray Finkle

I research every tweet to make sure that at least 51% of it is untrue. Feel free to DM anytime. In case you haven't gotten it yet, I'm a Robert Pattinson fan.

[Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad]

Nothing kills my gay heart more than when I have to refer to Catherine O’Hara’s role in “Home Alone” to get someone to recognize her, instead of all of the Christopher Guest films.

[Ray Finkle @UntrueTweets]

#MovieTitlesThatDoubleAsPornTitles The Whole Nine Yards

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#MovieTitlesThatDoubleAsPornTitles Snatch

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#MovieTitlesThatDoubleAsPornTitles Pretty in Pink

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Remember when Justin Bieber was at that Heat game? You had your chance Florida and you fucked it up! #nojurywouldhaveconvictedyou #clearly

[Frank Lowe @GayAtHomeDad]

Casey Anthony texts to George Zimmerman:

GEORGE - I'm sooo nervous
CASEY - Naw u got this
GEORGE - But I killed a guy!
CASEY - LOLZ it's FL

[Ray Finkle @UntrueTweets]

Just b/c the spotlight is on Florida doesn't mean we have forgotten about the dumb shit you did this week Texas. #stayoutofmyvagina #Truth

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What's going in Florida? Is the recount over? Is Al Gore our new President?

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True RT @samueltwitt1 @ShackofSoul: help friends get Lloyd Doblered. U can get sweet tunes in exchange. Tell a friend http://t.co/LaO7b52Nmz

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#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver Rory the 2nd, 31st, 77th and last time he died. #DoctorWho

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#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver Kristen Stewart's acting career

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The hardest part of Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez's breakup is figuring out whose clothes belong to who.

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Still undecided who to vote for President of Earth? Give this guy a shot. http://t.co/Q5cucXrB

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Just remember: no matter who you vote for, your opinion is stupid and wrong!

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A huge congratulations to Paul Ryan for winning the NYC Marathon! And in record time too! Such an inspiration to everyone!

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Damn, what's going on tonight?! It's the apocalypse out here! I've already shot 6 zombies, 8 werewolves and 3 Edward Cullens.

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My dad must have been a ninja, I never saw him growing up.

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Ironically, I was conceived on a pull out couch.