Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️

Navy vet | 17yr drought vet

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal I love me some Bill Withers. It’s going to be a lovely day, indeed. Make it yours!

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@Sf49Kaleb Mine was down also (SOS mode) but another phone in the house on the same plan was not. Mine came back after rebooting my phone

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@davidu Just skip every third hole

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal @Costco @reeses I hope you get business cards made with that title

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal @Costco @reeses That’s the best candy bar there is

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@OverreactionBuf Oh no! You’ll have to see someone wearing something they like

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@OneBillsLive @ChrisBrownBills I like them

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@BuffaloBills @ChrisBrownBills I like them 🤷‍♂️

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@D_billsfan Grovers for sure

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@beardedphotog24 Heck yeah! Great work sir

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@ChanceOSadness They’ll be back with a new name in 6 months

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@backlessdress26 Cock socket

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@Dumfukdetector donut

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@staysaasy It turns out the vaccine we all got for “ring around the collar” cleared up dandruff as a side-effect

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@US_FDA Have you considered being properly funded?

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@pattychampion1 Check out the browser extension called "control panel for twitter"

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal You're one of the lucky few that has one

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@Polymarket Why is “false positive” in quotation marks?

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@beardedphotog24 Yay! Sincerely