Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️

Navy vet | 17yr drought vet

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@mvbenter @CowboyTek Yeah! I shouldn’t even need a network connection just to email someone

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@JeremyWGR I checked in on this, but you’ve also got to find sunglasses looking for a face and the right fit just wasn’t there

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@716Transplant ✌️

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@sara_larson Blessed

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@NorCalDawgPak @greendragonhq Why are the dumbest people always the most confident? 🤔

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@mike_daddino Panthers should have challenged Payton’s challenge flag throw.

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal Most people go their entire lives without being #1 at something

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@TheLetterxen Oh wow I wouldn’t think you should fire the guy that won you the same war 17 times (and completely obliterated the enemy each of those times).

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@716Transplant Who’s consternatin’ ya? I’ll send a strongly worded email

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@CaRenaeTX If you like republican policies so much, move back to 1960

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal Sorry, mine was a dumb joke that didn’t land. I was implying that you’ve been a bumbling idiot longer than you’ve known him 😝

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@BuffaloBills @zvaughn2712 Byeeeeee

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@WBC24News Jesus will rise again

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal Yessssssssss!

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@MJabracosa @gelatoboismoke Why does the kitchen lose power when the oven is unplugged?

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@gobills_norcal @Sabresbunny So creamy

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@GregTompsett @AaronQuinn716 Gotta get that extra butter

[Pistachio farmer 🦬🤔🤠⚔️ @UnusualMuppet]

@LizardSnout @AaronQuinn716 @Timmay34 Do you people even realize when you’re creating your own realities anymore?