Chuck Hawaiianshirt 🌺

one sleepy boi (he/him) | listener of several podcasts, creator of one (its FAP) | profile pic by @gelatobear | Check out @ThreeAWeebros

[Chuck Hawaiianshirt 🌺 @UpChuckedGaming]

Having both a button and a slide hook on your pants is like two-factor authentication for your crotch.

[Chuck Hawaiianshirt 🌺 @UpChuckedGaming]

See y'all on BSky

[wint @dril]

the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.

[Paleo Pines 🦖 @PaleoPines]

An important update to our Paleo Pines Community 🦖 💙 😞

[Chuck Hawaiianshirt 🌺 @UpChuckedGaming]

@pinoplan2 Me when they ask me about the proper methodology for skinning a cat

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week's Onion Magazine: https://t.co/9fQctmtZi2

[Hours @0600Hours]

i guess we doin hardware stores now

[Shane Gill @_ShaneGill_]

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has now outsold the NES

[wint @dril]

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

[lauren badillo milici @motelsiren]

new favorite thing a man has ever said to me in an argument just dropped

[renée ☀️ (now on 🦋) @gelatobear]

sailor by the shore 🌊

[dalton @indaltonwetrvst]

"lgbt" stands for "lets go by train" because queer people LOVE public transit

[Chuck Hawaiianshirt 🌺 @UpChuckedGaming]

@_wholesomegames I tag @cosmochi_ to be my Bread

[Wholesome Games @_wholesomegames]

I've got 5 pairs of #NintendoSwitch keys for the adorable but challenging co-op game Bread & Fred!

🔁 Retweet and...
💬 Tag who you'll play with in the replies (aka the Fred to your Bread)
🗺️ North America game keys
⏰ Ends Friday

[Ghostpop @GH05TP0P]

The new @SciShow video about HRT is really fucking bad, please do not use it as advice. Here’s a thread demolishing every point they made because it’s very transmisogynistic, i was shocked 🧵