UpsetSaturn

Please provide me with some good content twitter I'm begging you please just like 5 seconds of g-

[UpsetSaturn @UpsetSaturn]

@Pantheggon @Illegal_on_main

[ties 🍉 @Ridiculous_Ties]

when theres chinese pvz gameplay on your timeline so you lowkey gotta sit there and get stunlocked for 7 minutes

[Veronika Kazakova @FlareFeng]

"fuckin bitch"
guy comes around corner sideways and stares at guy recording

[Colonel Hammer🦍🦖 @CorporalRex]

We need more art around zookeepers and dinosaurs. Especially like dinosaur sanctuary.
Art by @FredtheDinoman, @ARGAtheropodfan , and dinosaur sanctuary

[Pk @Pk_draws_40]

why I feel like this dog can make a game..

[JukoDuko (COMMS CLOSED) 🦒🦒🦒 @Jukobut3]

i still think about this fucking tweet

[yami 闇 @mabushii_yami]

this video means a lot to me

[Azrael⚜️🌐🇬🇧 @Azrael_Arcadia]

me when a bunch of my friends come out as non binary

[jevil licker 😋 @jesterspouse]

this is what Friend did to spamton

[miles @milesdotgov]

Doctor: Stone cold pimp like you probably used to getting penile fractures from fucking all the damn time, am I right, playboy?

Me (wearing cowboy hat, otherwise nude, broke penis jacking off too hard): jers tryna do right by the womenfolk sir, jers tryna hit that shit right

[刻矛 MAO 🔆🪱🔆 @MVjagaimo]

engineers discovered the fastest way for a humanoid robot to run was the classic "anime girl late for school with toast in mouth" i guess???

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

that one homie thats cannon fodder

[C00laise approves u tattooing my Rise icons :D @coolaise21]

I listened to Three Days Grace, and Spino icon came out immaculate.
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#MHRise #JP3 #Spinosaurus

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Had my frog's DNA tested

Turns out he's part Irish, part Italian and a tad pole

[RPG Enjoyer 🐉 @BasedRPG]

It’s just a disguise

[Slighlty Confused Automaton Hulk Bruiser @BigBurntHulk]

I feel like I just missed out on something important

[Shugo (Robin Summeretto's Husband) @notShugo]

Unskippable tiktok (never played Deltarune but Terraria mention)

[magus @papermetroid]

Has anyone done this with Zork yet? turn on audio

[Veronika Kazakova @FlareFeng]

"i just wanna beat my fucking meat. i just wanna beat my fucking meat LET ME BEAT MY MEAT" -some kid logging into r34

[The4thSnake @4thSnake]

Team Keanu Reeves vs Team Roger Craig Smith