Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy

Former Chairman of the Board. Gun lessor. I like football. Gummies for sleep. Texan and Hoosier.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

I treat this issue like Republicans do with truck drivers. If you can read and speak English, you’re good. If you can’t, that’s a thumbs down from me fam.

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

It is hypocritical to oppose the death penalty but to support abortion.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

What cause? Seriously, what is this guy’s cause?

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

Trump has just tweeted out tom cottons cell phone. This is not going to be helpful to trumps cause.

https://t.co/ivryMtee3h

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

I can’t get over how there was some dingbat at @AmericanAir who successfully convinced the entire C-Suite that getting rid of seat-back screens was a good idea in the era of live streaming, multi-device utility, and general customer satisfaction.

Idiots.

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

I’m very excited to announce that I pulled off an entire exit row to myself and have built the quintuplet box thanks to the beautiful invention of Starlink

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@AshleySchapitl Love how the Dems are setting themselves up for intra-chamber fuckery before the elections even happen. “No one should listen to this advice” is some old school upper chamber condensation right here 😅

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@SenMikeLee No. Your comms team should feel terrible for promoting this kind of ChatGPT bullshit.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@AJentleson @SenWhitehouse This is one where these dweebs waited too long. If there is a deal that can be reached where Dems have more leverage post elections, that’s the avenue.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@US_OGA Say fuckin’ you bunch of pussies.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@fishsports Didn’t you get hacked recently?

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@KStreetGator @BobbyBeltTX @1053SS This is a great point. Please address @BryanBroaddus

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

If this were the Cowboys, I’d kill for it.

[Dean @PrimeTimeDean]

last 10 years of rangers baseball

miss the playoffs
miss the playoffs
miss the playoffs
miss the playoffs
miss the playoffs
miss the playoffs
won the world series
miss the playoffs
miss the playoffs
miss the playoffs

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@admcrlsn As executive director of the Pollsters with Silly Ass
Grievances Association (PSAGA), I vow to fight for you and this silly ass grievance.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@1053SS I just want one of you summbitches to shit on Mike Fisher. Quit screwing around on the grade school playground. @clarencehilljr

[jack @jack_bfr]

Wife: “There’s no way you’re just going to sit there and watch football for the next 10 hours”

Me:

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@RealSkipBayless Me and my wife went on to the Smithsonian hole-opening Museum this weekend. Pretty incredible experience.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@NewbergReport Bullpen game, Monty, Some dude in Round Rock, Zeke Duran. Literally anyone else.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@NewbergReport He has to be taken out of the rotation. This shit is ridiculous at this point.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@tomsherwood As Chief Lobbyist for the National Apologizing Association, I am so so so sorry.

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@LoganDobson We’re making this bold proclamation because of a temporary pop up bar?

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@jimhigdon @JakeSherman You’re paying a lobbyist quite a bit of cash for this kind of info…

[Ulysses F. Upton Charles Kennedy @UptonChuck420]

@DanPatrick @DrPhil Whether it’s THC or the internet, Tits McPatrick will happily shit a brick over both. Much respect for his service to the big fossil lobby.