UptownStrunk

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

I wrote this blog post for the @StJude Together Blog. My thanks to them for inviting me. https://t.co/S8NYuaJ8uX

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

I don't know what I'm more excited about: that I came up with a unique Survivor strategy, or that my strategy kicked-off a statutory interpretation debate. I'm lawyer-nerding out right now!

[Stephen Fishbach @stephenfishbach]

@DavidBloomberg @UptownStrunk @JessicaNFrey @azinck @HeyJorgeHey @elizaorlins Well this was fun but we have reached an impasse!! I remain gratified that Eliza ruled in my favor!

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

@azinck @JessicaNFrey @stephenfishbach @HeyJorgeHey Does anyone have a transcription of the note handy? It's much easier to decide complex questions of Survivor contract law with the text right in front of you 😂!

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

(3) This is the second best stick in all of Survivor! @elizaorlins

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

I've been delinquent on here, but here are a few fun (!) facts to make up for it!

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

(2) My shoulder is totally fine now, thank you for asking! Shout out to the excellent physical therapists at the University of Michigan!

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

@lucasmthomas This mean's the world to me. Thank you.

[David *Move to Bluesky!* Bloomberg @DavidBloomberg]

Jeff Probst LOVES his blindfold challenges on #Survivor — the players, maybe not so much. He brought the pain on #Survivor42 this week (& @UptownStrunk brought the commentary) and I made a supercut TikTok: https://t.co/p9e3AGD3Y0

#RHAP #WhyXLost

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

@JessicaNFrey @azinck @HeyJorgeHey @stephenfishbach It was a delight to read this tweet thread! I agree with @JessicaNFrey and @HeyJorgeHey, but I don't think the debate is a frivolous one. @azinck you should file an MTD with the U.S. District Court of Survivor. If you win, though, the remedy would be a total mess to figure out

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

Fun Fact: Back when I was a Jeb! campaign employee, I worked the "Please Clap!" event, and there is a Survivor S33 story to be told about my time at that event. Maybe @RobHasApodcast or @AMikeBloomType or @DaltonRoss or @jessicalewis89 or @DavidBloomberg can get it out of me.

[chris grant 😎 😎 😎 @BIGHONKINBURGER]

@UptownStrunk Hey I just want to say that every time you do well, my friends and I go "STRUNK!" in a "JEB!" voice.

[Brice Izyah @BriceIzyah]

I’m here for the new buff buns trend @UptownStrunk #Survivor #Survivo42

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

@CeliaDiSalvo My honor! Btw, that version is one of the best pocket U.S. Constitutions available. It also includes a copy of the Declaration of Independence, Articles of Confederation, and several fun facts about the Founding. If only there were room for the Federalist Papers too 😂! Enjoy!

[Jessica Lewis @jessicalewis89]

You should all follow Dan.

You're welcome.

#Survivor

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

I love @AMikeBloomType,
@DaltonRoss, and @DavidBloomberg + @jessicalewis89, but the paper I used to write for, @DukeChronicle, alone captured my Ben & Jerry's pre-game strategy. https://t.co/1Rg59xIpbz

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

Wow! I'm immensely grateful for the shout-out. I do want the world to know that this is my favorite pre-season photo though. #Survivor @BriceIzyah #IssaLook

[SURVIVOR @survivorcbs]

🧡🧡🧡 #Survivor

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

@tbirdcooper @Rick_Devens @JeffProbst @robcesternino @RobHasApodcast Proof!

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

@tbirdcooper @Rick_Devens @JeffProbst @robcesternino @RobHasApodcast T-Bird you are too kind! I have been a fan since S3 but also since that worm video you posted. You have many entries on my Content Consumption spreadsheet!

[UptownStrunk @UptownStrunk]

My utmost pleasure! The U.S. Constitution was my "comfort item" that I gave production for S42. May its separation of powers and federalism provide you comfort as well. #Survivor