Harry McThunderstick

It was once said, “speak softly and carry a big stick”. I will do neither. NOT a burner 🚫

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[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

McThunderstick guarantee: Severance is going to Lost itself

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

All my bets are cooked. My fantasy team is ass. Football is so back

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

@JuicedSirloin This how we all gonna be when they activate it

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

Good thing nba is back so i dont have to wait until sundays to lose all my money

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

You motorboatin son of a bitch

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

Talking to this german bitch. Thinking imma have to hit her with the dutch oven as a getback for all my jewish brethren

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

If you would have told me 5 years ago my favorite part of the new drake album is chief keef singing, I would’ve said youre on drugs. Good thing i am too.

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

Top 5 tweet, too many dont know

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

I make ya motha take her shoes off when she comes in my crib

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

@discumbobied It was nice knowin ya kid

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

“Yeah bitch u cool, but u aint betta than a perc, bitch” — just incase any these bitches forgot

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

Women am i right 😂

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

Thank god‼️🙌🏼 that the ESPN TC app is alerting me that only 37% of brackets picked Louisville to win today.

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

Jim Boeheim leaving Syracuse after

47 years:
-won a couple games
-lost a couple games
-“won” a natty chip (melo)
-“killed” a dude with his whip
-would rather kill someone than stop running the 2-3 zone
-started joe girard?? And his own two sons??

Get the fuck outta here bud

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

@McDicksNo9 Unlimited free chips at moes

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

New edition to my all time top 5:

march madness.

No order but theres an order:
1. Ice
2. Couches
3. March madness
4. Mail
5. TBD

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

@MendOnBend Cannot save these hoes 🙅🙅

[Harry McThunderstick @UrLocalWeterman]

Jar of pickles making all the difference right now @McDicksNo9