Erika Buckley

I use being “on brand” as an excuse to do whatever I want.

[Erika Buckley @UrMomIsSoExtra]

Having a toddler is like playing a never ending game of Simon says, and Simon's always a 3 foot asshole.

[Erika Buckley @UrMomIsSoExtra]

The first time your daughter says, “Mom, are those new earrings? I like them,” is just as magical as you imagine.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Had to laugh when I saw Trump walking with the queen. With his belly curving out of his white waistcoat, he looks like a well-fed, brainless aristocrat from the 19th century. Which is about what he is.

[pat regan @poregan]

Drinking a Frappuccino in 2019 is about escapism, it's about nostalgia, it's about a longing for oblivion. It's anarchist. To drink a Frappuccino in 2019 (as I am currently doing) is to gesture vaguely at the world around you and say "all this? It isn't real."

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

You know folks, I really wish everyone would spend less time tweeting about some guy dressed as a Perrier bottle saying and tweeting ignorant stuff, and instead spend more time registering and mobilizing voters. Sigh.

[Salty Mermaid Entertainment @saltymermaident]

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning but I also want to be happy

[Erika Buckley @UrMomIsSoExtra]

Sorry bout that.

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

I thought that I heard you laughing.
I thought that I heard you sing.
I think I thought I saw you try to parallel park for twenty minutes.

[butt sword @buttsword]

if i could have dinner with one person, dead or alive, i would not do it. nice try, bitch!!

[Erika Buckley @UrMomIsSoExtra]

It’s my birthday. I’m however old I’m pretending to be cool on social media while my kids are at school/napping is.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

To those who would harvest my DNA: I ask only that my clones be free of shellfish allergies.

[Erika Buckley @UrMomIsSoExtra]

@Mr_Kapowski @graceupongracie Totally unfair.

[Erika Buckley @UrMomIsSoExtra]

4: Did you remember my water bottle?
Me: Yes
4: My sweater?
Me: Yes
4: Are you in the potty?
Me: Yes
4: Pooping?
Me: YES
4: Did you remember to wipe?
Me: 🙄

[Miss Conduct @serenehavoc]

Don’t send nudes, send easy recipes instead.

[Ramblin Mama @ramblinma]

Me: Do that thing I like

Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

*puts on workout clothes*

omg I’m so healthy

[Erika Buckley @UrMomIsSoExtra]

@YourMomsucksTho @_IHateEvery0ne But really and we’re only 4

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

NO

ONE’S

IN..

COURT LIKE GASTON

LEAKS REPORTS LIKE GASTON

WRITES IN PRESS AS “ANONYMOUS SOURCE” LIKE GASTON

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

There should be a selfie filter that makes it look like you’re at work

[ugh* @heatherlou_]

If my kid would quit leaving 7 bites of food every one of the 12 times she eats in a day I could lose 41 pounds in a week.