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[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

The one thing i like about Elon musk is that he doesn’t fit in to that nasty little space of how rich wealthy people should act. He’s very much a person who can mix and mingle with normal people and acts normal he swears he smokes he fucks he really is just a normal guy who s fucking cracked lol that is dope to me

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

Elon Musk became a trillionaire precisely because he solved important problems.

[Michael Sikand 🦑 @michaelsikand]

If you're wondering how Elon Musk will become the world's first trillionaire today.

This interview is pre-iPhone.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Inspiring.

This young man came to America with no hair and zero bitches.

Now he has a full head of hair and 55 children.

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

She be fucking the shit out of these nighas so i dunno about all that 😭😭

[ZAN @zanknowsbetter]

Indica Flower revealed that when performing boy-girl scenes, she does not necessarily feel attraction toward her male scene partners because she identifies as a l3sbian. She explained that, from her perspective, filming scenes is a professional job, and the focus is on delivering a good performance rather than personal attraction. According to her, both performers are there to do their work efficiently, and she believes that being turned on is not what determines the quality of a scene.

“It’s our job right. So me and the male performer are on set, We are both there to do a job, We are both there to get it done as quickly and efficiently as possible. So it’s not about getting turned on, that’s not what makes the scene good.”

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

If i said what i wanted to say dr umar soul would erupt in sheer anger

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

He got my number and IMMEDIATELY started with daily “good morning” before we’ve been on date, so I had to.

[Vaibhav Sisinty @VaibhavSisinty]

Jeff Bezos just came out of retirement. His first CEO role since leaving Amazon. And he's building something nobody expected. 🤯

It's called Prometheus. $12 billion raised. $41 billion valuation. Backed by JPMorgan, BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, and Bezos himself.

150 employees. $273 million per person. That's how much investors are betting on this.

But here's what makes it different from every other AI company.

Prometheus isn't building another chatbot. It's not generating text or
images.

It's building what Bezos calls an "artificial general engineer" AI that designs jet engines, optimizes manufacturing, and prototypes physical products.

LLMs learned from the internet's text. Prometheus is learning from the physical world physics, simulations, engineering data, manufacturing processes.

In Bezos' own words: "Something that takes 100 engineers 10 years to build we want to make that 10 engineers, one year."

His co-CEO is Vik Bajaj, former Google X executive who worked with Sergey Brin on what became Waymo.

No ties to Amazon. No ties to Blue Origin. Bezos said "it deserves a dedicated team obsessed with this one thing."

While everyone is racing to build the best AI for words, Bezos is quietly building AI for the physical world.

That might be the bigger bet.

[Karan🧋 @kmeanskaran]

BE DELUSIONAL.

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

“How you know i was Somali bro”

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

I’m so sorry but there’s needs to be a petition against this

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: The UK is drafting a law to scan every photo, video and message on every phone in the country.

Tech CEOs who refuse to implement this could face up to 5 years in prison.

The proposal would force companies to build device level scanners that inspect content before encryption.

That means:

• Every image scanned
• Every message inspected
• Every video analyzed

All directly on your phone.

Governments and companies pushing these safety” systems already have a terrible track record protecting user data.

Last month, Europe’s new age verification app, promoted as a way to "keep children safe," was hacked in under 2 minutes.

In another case, over 70,000 IDs and selfies linked to online verification systems were exposed in a major breach.

Now the UK wants even deeper access directly inside your device.

Once governments force surveillance tools into every phone, they can expand what gets monitored at any time.

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

This is actually insanity

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: The UK is drafting a law to scan every photo, video and message on every phone in the country.

Tech CEOs who refuse to implement this could face up to 5 years in prison.

The proposal would force companies to build device level scanners that inspect content before encryption.

That means:

• Every image scanned
• Every message inspected
• Every video analyzed

All directly on your phone.

Governments and companies pushing these safety” systems already have a terrible track record protecting user data.

Last month, Europe’s new age verification app, promoted as a way to "keep children safe," was hacked in under 2 minutes.

In another case, over 70,000 IDs and selfies linked to online verification systems were exposed in a major breach.

Now the UK wants even deeper access directly inside your device.

Once governments force surveillance tools into every phone, they can expand what gets monitored at any time.

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

Mandem if there’s one piece i can givee you by all means be lean have a good strong body but please make sure you are flexible lol a strong flexible body is truly a good body

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

@boringmarketer You use fable for this??

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

This is actually genius

[Andrew McCalip @andrewmccalip]

Get paid to wait

The Claude Code spinner might be the most watched line on Earth.

So I turned it into an ad marketplace.

Advertisers bid on it. You keep 50% of the money.

Install the extension → get cash from ads.

Introducing Kickbacks

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

I might actually learn groot cuz of this costume

[Miller Ross @mmmmmmmmiller]

🆕 Groot: Ironwood Serpent

🗓️ Release Date: June 12th @ ~7:00 AM EDT
🗺️ Availability: Shenloong Tournament Event (FREE)
💎 Rarity: Epic
🛍️ Includes: Costume, MVP Animation, Emote, Nameplate, Spray
💬 Inspiration: Original
#MarvelRivals

[Alpha Degenerate 🙌 @DegenerateUnc12]

When it’s me that now has the money and car I must date my age mates that never looked my way when I was broke. Never, give me that 21 year old.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Anthropic with software engineers:

[El Ricky @Indikur]

LMFAOOO BRO THEY LOWKEY KILLED THAT NIGGA THO 😭😭😭

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

Bro i used it on one prompt and i used up all my credits lmfaooo man fuckkk

[AdiiX @adiix_official]

Claude 5.0 built a Chinese girl a trading bot.

skip to 0:08 look at her journal, bot easily earns your monthly salary in a couple of days.

how it works:

the bot runs mean reversion on s&p 500 and nasdaq on 15-min candles, catching the small overextensions indices make every few hours. on bitcoin it switches to momentum breakouts on the 1-hour crypto trends harder than indices, so you ride the move instead of fading it. gold and oil get a slower trend-following layer on the 4-hour, because commodities move in cleaner waves and you don't want noise from intraday whipsaws.

position sizing is ATR-based per instrument, so a quiet day on gold gets a bigger size than a volatile day on bitcoin - risk stays constant even when volatility doesn't. every trade has a hard 1% stop, no exceptions, no "let me give it room." and there's a correlation filter on top: if s&p and nasdaq are already long, it won't pile into another risk-on asset and double the real exposure.

claude code writes and updates the logic. the bot just executes.

then claude cowork sends her two messages a day:

- 7am: what's happening in the market
- 9pm: how did the bot do

that's the whole job. two messages. five instruments. zero screen time.

manually she could only watch one chart at a time. this thing watches five. doesn't sleep. doesn't tilt. doesn't revenge trade at 2am.

what used to need a team of quants and a $200k bloomberg terminal now runs on a laptop and claude.

And your friend is still trading manually and is constantly in the red.

save this and read the article in the comments below to write your own bot using Claude

[Your Nigerian Papi Chulo @UrNaijPapiChulo]

Ive said this a million timestimes the night economy in London is something that needs revamping London should genuinely never sleep it’s one of the biggest cities in the world and it shuts down at 00:00 there is millions being left on the table let people spend their liberty ffs

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

If you’ve chosen to live in the centre of the greatest city in the world, expect the nightlife to match.