Urban Headman

Obstacles are opportunities for innovation.

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

That is how xenophobia starts.

[Mutale Makuwa @DavidMutenukile]

Can Zambians please wake up? The shops that you rent out to the Rwandese at K700, they are making 10 times more and sending the money back to Rwanda.

[Wode Maya ® @wode_maya]

In case you are wondering why WodeMaya is still In Zambia 🇿🇲😜

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

@grok Is it true that the ngonis kidnapped a bemba princess?

[Guilty by association 🇿🇲 @NicklausWinter1]

I wanted to stay home today but then it clicked "I don't have a father to gift me 79 cars and a filling station"

[Webcrier🌒🌘 @web3crier]

Change is constant yes..but man United players dancing at arsenal's stadium is permanet..#GGMU #ARSMUN Dorgu cunha Carrick #MUFC #arsmnu

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

Como, stop it!!!

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

The Curious Case of Benjamin Kwacha!

[BIGFISH ELECTRONICS 🐳🇿🇲 🇿🇦 @jonathanlupand0]

Did I just see the kwacha at k19.9? We are almost a teenager again boys 👦.

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

@AfricanHub_ @grok, is this true?

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

Humans.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

@RoshanChimbi @THEBONDGIRL5 Smile nayo😂

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

With the assistance of over 50% of the voters.

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Trump may have 'stolen' $3 Billion from the American people in first 100 days of Presidency

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

@ngomabest196 Yama, that's what Findlay was demanding. It was a civil suit and not a criminal matter.

[INTERIOR PORN @INTERIORPORN1]

Imagine getting upstairs and you left something in your car

[Frozie-Froze 🥶💎👑 @Cleo_icequeen]

What an old woman sees while sitting, even if a child climbs a tall palm tree, they will not see it 📌
#abakulubakulu #IAmHer #KeepGoing #KaleNakula

New music ‼️ ➡️ https://t.co/FUC6aeQGss

[D I K E H @iamdikeh]

different footballers when they’re on the ball ⚽️ 👀

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

Aweh sure😂

[Jefe!! @kuxthedon]

Why shitting on someone who is trying to diversify his portifolio? you just want him to be 1 trick pony with his comedy? right now he gets bookings to alot of kids shows like colorfests,bday parties etc..this is such a zambian thing to bring down others

[Urban Headman @UrbanHeadman]

@chengo_lawrence Megamind!

[Wenceslous Nyamupfukudza @wenceslous7]

By the way, Zimbabwe is the leading importer of used Japanese cars. Yes, we beat all the stable countries in the world.

A Honda Fit is around $4000. A gold detector is $500. A rural stand is around $500. All those can bring more Honda Fits, but we choose to start the other way round.

U need around $200 for a hectare of onions that will give u $4500 in 4 months. And onions don't need someone to be a specialist to grow them.

A Chinese will travel more than 9000 miles and still be able to strike deals with a sabhuku. Consider the language barrier and all the hassles. Iwe number yasabhuku vako hauna. Number ya councillor hauna. Number ya Mp hauna.

Then u want to cry kuti handina ma connections. A phone call to your uncle or mbuya in the village can secure land for u. Yesterday, someone posted a story of a white lady that got free land in Matopos. Iwe with your fluent shona and nekugona kudeketera mitupo kwako u can't secure land
People are moving.

Check the weddings and roora days posted on Facebook every weekend. Those are not all politically connected people. If u can raise $10000 for roora, you can raise the same amount for investment.

These days, Roora Day has photographers, cakes, digitally printed banners, and matching outfits. That's all money, but then someone says Zimbabweans are poor. Are these roora days being funded through bank loans? Or you need to be politically connected.

The weddings can go to as much as $50000. Just for a single day and nothing left for your grandchildren. Prince Harry wedded in his grandfather's shoes and suit. Isusu varombo we need designer clothes.
Ask any lady kuti mukomana akakuti. I can't marry you because of the economy, will she remain in the relationship.

Or if she is told to hang on until we get a new president?

Let's renew our minds. Foreigners might get cheap loans, but they don't come with land. We have the resources already. We don't need loans. Vana Sabhuku is selling land because we neglected it. All the safari lodges owned and run by foreigners use local materials, Thatch, and poles.

Do we need bank loans to harvest our grass and gum poles? The land is being sold for a song because we don't see value in it.

A Chinese will pay $1000 for 1 hectare, and within a year, he would have made $1 million. That's why they don't worry about title deeds. All they want is land. Iwe neni, we are still looking for land ine ma title deeds to build a house where you collect $100 monthly rental. When God created man, he didn't create a bag of money besides him. He put everything inside him at creation.

We have all the capital within us. When God made u to be born in Chivhu, he knew Chivhu had all the resources to sustain you. Zvekumbeya nenyika izvo dzave pfungwa dzedu.

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When you ask for money and I send you this just know that nachiyuma 🤦🏾‍♂️😂