Joe

Enjoy the art of wit, repartee, chitchat and idle banter.
If I've upset you with any of my comments, get a grip, shit happens.

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@ViralVideos Human wave machine.

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@MartinDaubney I'd like to bet that we've given Ukraine 3% of our GDP for their defence.

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@benonwine Prancing prat

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@benonwine Nothing wrong with that decision. What's the big deal?

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@ASK_des @Keir_Starmer I can't believe that!

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@Cheeseo76847269 I thought it was a praying mantis! 😨

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@JohnCleese And people laughed when Lee Anderson called him the village idiot.

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@Arron_banks You don't get it, you become it!

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@PolitlcsUK It's not really news, is it?

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@LeeAndersonMP_ That's more like it. Glad you're striving for improvement.

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@WolfMalca Nice to see a good news story for a change.

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@benonwine Skunk

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@LJ80x The dog looks like he's saying "What the fuck?"

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@danwootton If all Somalis are banned from travelling to the USA why did he and FIFA think it was a good idea for him to travel?

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@Emilio2763 I see a green clock. One of us needs an optician.

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@AvonandsomerRob @ZiaYusufUK Yogurts with probiotics are the best.

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@MotoNutJob I could convert a Roller into a pickup truck for less than that.

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@MrSugden2 Don't mention the world cup!

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@MichelleDewbs @GBNEWS Happening Michelle? It's already happened!

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@darrengrimes Reeves meets all of Britain's military in her back yard with plenty of room for new recruits.