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“Why do they call me Frankie Mermaid?” -The VelociPastor

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I'm late to the party but frfr @juiceboxx_ttv is MY pork chop, literally iconic. Why is everyone being so mean, even the others on the show??? I feel for her like I feel for my emotional support 4th liners at the trade deadline. LEAVE HER ALONE. Video games are fun 😭

[sarah 💫 @wattstheplay]

why are NHL admins (league and teams) so adamant on saying Captian Clutch??? like its been a known nickname for MPP why are these men trying to use it

[ru ☼ @beep_sens]

ridly greig becoming hated league-wide is helping him reach his final form. you’re just making him more powerful

[TuskedUp 🦣🏒 @TuskedUp]

Maybe he should have asked Utah to stop.

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Can someone remind me what year were the Carolina Hurricanes' goal posts drafted? Coz they are putting in WORK 😭💀

[ru ☼ @beep_sens]

the ottawa senators playoff experience

[⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ @LASTNAMELORDE]

and you better have auto deposit on so I don’t have to make a fuckass security question

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While I appreciate that I now have proof @TimHortons uses real eggs, I did NOT appreciate the eggshells in my breakfast sandwich 💀

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This is an @OC_Transpo hater account now. What's the point in having a schedule posted if you consistently can't keep it??? Every Tuesday the 63 shows up at a different time that's at LEAST 15-20 minutes later than it should. Fix your shit.

[Sarah Wright-Gilbert (she/her) @sarahmwgilbert]

City: we must have public servants back in the office more days a week or our transit system won’t survive!

Fed gov: okay

City:….

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Dang dude maybe I should listen to @ChappellRoan and play PVP more often. Not my best KD but leading the board for the winning team when it started out as a 4v6 ain't bad.

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Um, actually, there are two national sports of Canada 🥍 @samreich #GameChanger 6x7 hockey is known as the national winter sport and lacrosse the national summer sport.

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IM SO FREAKING EXCITED FOR THIS GAME

[Tavern Talk | Story DLC OUT NOW on Steam! @GentleTrollDevs]

✨Tavern Talk is coming June 20th! ✨

Who else needs to see this?

Tag a streamer that needs to play this! Maybe we can send them something. 👀

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@ThatsBoSheep That fills me with so much rage, that Mom has no clue idea what girl guides is about. "Respect myself AND OTHERS" the law each kid knows, if a parent throws that away what kind of child does she hope to raise? This GG leader would be happy to have you in her unit as you are ❤️

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Thinking a lot about this cartoon again today.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Elon Musk
2012: $2,000,000,000
2024: $204,500,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2012: $18,400,000,000
2024: $196,000,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2012: $17,500,000,000
2024: $170,400,000,000

Federal Minimum Wage
2012: $7.25
2024: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

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@Senators @SkipTheDishes Chychrun 🤞

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Watching @DattosDestiny 's new video where he "does" parkour (he actually didn't do that bad).

Fiance: What's Datto's real name again?
Me: Stefan. I remember only because of that one Jez video @traveldanielle went "urgh, Stefan" in the most exasperated tone