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Deez what, Mr President?

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Do they call IPA’s Indian pale ale because they smell like shit?

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Did pope Francis cash his superannuation?

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Drinking beer with my smart friend call that Budweiser

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An American soldier swear he be doin shit for sumbody boyyyyyy u Dnt get ur buzz cut big boot yes sir face ass boy

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Max Gawn invented the ghost wipe max gawn invented the ghost wipe

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Can landlocked counties play beach volleyball?

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All my enemies buy cheap clothes. Call that the op shop

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My dentist said my teeth are so bad he crowned me

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Johnny b goode at fruit picking the way he chuck berry

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I used to make lots of money as a circus performer. They called me Johnny the way I walk the line

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People like a warm bed, call that a blanket statement.