The West Portal Prince

I bet your little sister wanna pray like me. I bet your little brother wanna learn from me 🙏

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

the crazy thing is I really do love to get 2 On

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

hamburger help her

[Florian @clubdiscocharts]

If I became Apple CEO I’d do this with Double Dutchess by Fergie

[Sam Bowman @s8mb]

50th anniversary of Mao’s death today. It’s all my cats have been talking about.

[Islamic.Socialist @Islamic_ML]

Cold blooded murder just for shoplifting.

Pigs protect property and profits, not people. It’s becoming tiresome to keep repeating this for those of you in fucking delusion.

[💜 Ghandia for TRAITORS 💜 @BringGhandia]

Diana Degarmo (American Idol)

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

I have to give it to Darline.

“MAGA is more concerned with what a half dozen trans athletes are doing than the most important geopolitical flashpoint of our time” is actually a pretty honest reflection of the base.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me 2 hours after ET wanders into my backyard

[john teufel @JohnTeufelNYC]

This is how pensions died. They were standard. Then one company dropped it, then another, until you worked for a unicorn company and your friends said "wow you have a pension??" Then your company dropped it too.

[Fish ⚙️Δ @algae_fish]

Tech bros do not deserve san francisco give that shit back to the queers

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Impeach.

[The West Portal Prince @Urjo96]

@bejohnce Tomorrow 🙏🧑‍🩰

[antifa honeypot @mformorphine]

when it gets to 2pm and the €18 cocktails start whispering to me like this

[Jane’s Fonda @Dominicannabis_]

Georgia O’Keefe paintings:

[codey ✟ @letmedowngently]

I like to
1. Go out
2. Wear something nice
3. and push

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

choosing to believe this was written for lena dunham’s scrapped polly pocket movie

[☆ @otraeras]

Finally Getting Up from Rock Bottom - Farrah Abraham (2012)