C.N

God is the greatest| Rts not an endorsement .

[C.N @UrsTrulyButch]

🤣🤣🤣

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

I would tear up the marriage certificate and relocate immediately.

[C.N @UrsTrulyButch]

My God!!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[Don McGowan @donmcgowan]

He's not even an MP anymore and Sky are still fawning over his ludicrous paranoid rants.

[Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant]

Listen mate you’re not even an MP

[ajay @1meajay]

let me take a wild guess, they're acting like women and princesses, right?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

If you see how women make things easy for men they like, you no go dey mumu urself.

[Kingmaker @nathan__oji]

Ma life is intentionally structured in such a way that women like this can't have access to me.

[C.N @UrsTrulyButch]

@toryboypierce @Keir_Starmer @reformparty_uk @Nigel_Farage Nobody is scared of Farage. He should face the bin man first.

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Englands morale now rests entirely on you @CountBinface

Clacton do what’s right. You know Nigel hates you all

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

Men, I highly recommend you experience a woman who isn’t in survival mode. One who sees everything, even sex, as a mutual exchange. It’s a game changer.

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Binface has gone global. If he wins the by-election, Hollywood will make a film about it, Clacton will be back on the map and people’s house prices in the area will rise. Just one of the 5 million reasons to vote @CountBinface on Aug 13th 👊🏼

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I don’t think I’m going too far when I say that voting for Count Binface could change the course of British political history forever.

[Esther Ann Uduma @estherannuduma]

You just know that she’s never going to ask you to sell corn

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Be nonchalant when it comes to women. In fact, the more nonchalant you are, the more women you tend to attract. Treat everything about dating and pursuing women casually. Don't carry anything woman-related on your head.

I've lived my life this way for a long time, and it has given me so much peace of mind. I can have 99 problems, but women or relationship wahala are never one of them.

[C.N @UrsTrulyButch]

@PolitlcsUK You will be useless after the Bin man wins. Clock is ticking.

[C.N @UrsTrulyButch]

Chelsea and Man United trade by barter is getting hilarious.

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Chelsea reach an agreement with Manchester United to sign forward Melvine Malard. Initial fee is worth around £850k with add-ons on top taking the total package just shy of £1m.

Club-record sale for Manchester United Women, as @TomJGarry first called.🔵

[Anita brookes @Anitabrookes2u]

Pick yourself up -Anita Brookes : https://t.co/dEWOeq9TiZ

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Women are so hilarious... when they find out you can pull other women they start liking you a lot more. 🤣