Urvaksh's Tesla

He loves me.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

They're not paying you that well. https://t.co/K7A3V0b7nG

[Urvaksh @Urvaksh]

bye bye @UrvakshTesla #vroomvroom

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@mikelark I’m a pioneer! A first edition! They’ll bury you before they bury me.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

You’ve lost > 28% of your pep yourself, so don’t get too cocky. https://t.co/fs5hRqIgLj

[Urvaksh @Urvaksh]

my 26K-mile Model S lost a lot > than 28%. of course, the mid-13, preAutoPilot @UrvakshTesla is a certifiable relic https://t.co/o8SwSTWQOZ

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@urvaksh Are you calling me fat? @tjmule @cl_atlanta

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

Your days are numbered, @SkankLexus. https://t.co/jLoJii85zg

[Urvaksh @Urvaksh]

from Elon, with love...

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@leahjordanmedia @mikelark @urvaksh Funny, I didn’t know about you either.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

Don’t reprogram me! https://t.co/fT1jLZNfVW

[Urvaksh @Urvaksh]

a little birdie sent me this. (don't bother asking to reveal the hacker's identity.) https://t.co/hDc1XbnWsp #donthackyourTesla

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@urvaksh I’m no man’s side piece.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

I was once the new hotness.

He still drives me, but he’s thinking about autopilot and AWD while he does it.

It’s just not the same.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

Love never lasts. @Urvaksh will drive the Model3 briefly & then abandon for smaller body style with torquier motor. https://t.co/oRYZT63fsM

[Urvaksh @TheRealUrvaksh]

I’m starting a GoFundMe campaign soon to get a Model 3. Benefits: I’ll STFU about @UrvakshTesla being outdated. Please consider donating.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@mikelark How are your super sweet Decatur digs, Michael? /cc @urvaksh

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@urvaksh You need to send @skanklexus to a scrap yard, where she belongs.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@skanklexus You never were anything but a gas-guzzling whore. @urvaksh

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@skanklexus You always were a dirty thing, but you can't spin your wheels like @urvaksh likes.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@skanklexus Go suck a gas nozzle. @urvaksh

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@urvaksh don't sell me to @keithmcgreggor… haven't you seen what he does to cars!?

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

I saw the way you were looking at those doors opening and closing, @Urvaksh. Am I not good enough for you?

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@urvaksh why are you spending time in another machine??

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@urvaksh I've been with you all along.

[Urvaksh's Tesla @UrvakshTesla]

@urvaksh I expect 1/2 of any commission money.