Urvika Shobha

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[Virrender Sehwag @virendersehwag]

Aussies to England :)

What a year for Test match Cricket.
Sydney, Gabba and Lords within a span of 8 months. Doesn't get better. Still feeling the joy of all these victories.

[Urvika Shobha @Urvika21]

@ParleFamily Amazing message.

[Urvika Shobha @Urvika21]

#BringBackRolaCola

[Parle Brands @ParleBrands]

@ssaig If all you need is Rola Cola, then all we need is 10k retweets. #BringBackRolaCola

[. @desimarthastew]

My relationship goals are inspired by Kader Khan in Akhiyon Se Goli Maare, where he introduces his wife as "Yeh apun ka punter hai".

[Urvika Shobha @Urvika21]

#NayiSoch

[Urvika Shobha @Urvika21]

@TwiterGhaati :P https://t.co/ttJzizoudU

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Make more time for me

Me: Time is intangible & can be neither created nor destroyed

Wife:*death glare*

Apparently she hates science

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I took the day off work to hang out with my 5-year-old.

She just told me "I need some alone time" and turned on Netflix

I'm raising myself

[Vandana Singh @VandanaSsingh]

Best moment of match when @imVkohli bowed down after fifty- it was for .@sachin_rt sitting in stand, i think !! #Great #Respect #IndvsPak

[Aravind @fidonomics]

Just came across this tweeted almost half a decade back 😀 #IndvsPak

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Been wondering how to mark Snape's birthday without starting an argument. Here's to him, the big hero/bully. He really was the best/worst.

[Floyd @dafloydsta]

I promised I'd stop quoting the Beatles

But that was yesterday

When all my troubles seemed so far away

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Coworker: Any plans for New Year's?

Me: I refuse to celebrate a date just because society tells me to

Him: Can't stay up that late?

Bingo

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: I appreciate the small things in life. Do you understand why?

5-year-old: You don't have any big things to be happy about.

Nailed it.

[RaspberryheART @Jenny4ashley]

Sure sex is good but have you ever had someone scratch your back for a long time.

[Urvika Shobha @Urvika21]

Let there be light #ILEDtheway @EESL_India @TwiterGhaati @nervous_nibbler @ThisCreepyGuy

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

[KRK @kamaalrkhan]

I am warning everyone for tagging me with chutiya handles. Pls don't do that and if you will do that then you will get blocked.

[Archana Kochhar @Archana_Kochhar]

Fashion vs food??? @TheVikasKhanna thank you for an amazing start to my #NYCity trip #AKinNYC