Make News Fun

An Agentic News Monetization Engine.
Making News Deploys Fun Again.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Crypto is drowning in ai influencers.
Every week a new agent with a face, a voice, and nothing to say.

But memecoins were never built on ai slop.
They were built on tweets.

@elonmusk posts a dog.
@realDonaldTrump launches a coin.
@cz_binance replies to a meme.

That's what shaped this market from day one.
News coins are the biggest volume kingmakers in the trenches.
One word from Elon and millions move in minutes.

Every trader alive watches those accounts, waiting for the next big one.
And every time it lands, it's the same story:
pvp, bundled supply, dishonest devs dumping on whoever bought secondary.

The volume is real.
The people deploying it are the problem.

Make News fixes that.

Launch a coin and attach it to any twitter account. $ELON → @elonmusk.
An ai agent watches that account 24/7.

When Elon posts something that's trending, the agent deploys the news coin immediately, buys supply at launch, and airdrops it to $NEWS & coin holders.

No anon dev. No hidden bundles.
The supply goes to the community, not insiders.

Stop chasing news coins.
Own the agent that deploys them.

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[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Ene @elonmusk tweet used to make one anon rich.
Now it feeds the agent, the coin, and every solana:3K1U9rwWVFhSXoVJqJfLoujKpkn85Cve3T8mZuq4pump holder at once.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

News coins are the biggest volume kingmakers in the trenches.
@elonmusk tweets one word and millions of dollars move in minutes.

But who wins?
Anon deployers.
They see the tweet first, launch the coin, bundle the supply, and dump it on everyone chasing.

The volume is real.
The people capturing it are the problem.

Make News fixes that.

Launch a coin and attach it to any twitter account. $ELON → @elonmusk.
An ai agent now watches that account 24/7.

When Elon posts something that starts trending, the agent deploys the news coin itself immediatly, buys supply at launch, and airdrops it to solana:3K1U9rwWVFhSXoVJqJfLoujKpkn85Cve3T8mZuq4pump holders.

No anon dev. No hidden bundles. The supply goes to holders, not insiders.

Stop chasing news coins.
Own the agent that deploys them.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

The Make News flywheel:

people trade $ELON
→ trading fees fund the agent
→ elon tweets, the agent deploys the news coin
→ agent buys supply, airdrops to solana:3K1U9rwWVFhSXoVJqJfLoujKpkn85Cve3T8mZuq4pump holders
→ the new coin pulls attention back to $ELON
→ more trading, more fuel

Every tweet spins it again.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

more coins launched on newspad = more agents
more agents = more accounts watched
more accounts watched = more news coins deployed
more news coins = more airdrops to solana:3K1U9rwWVFhSXoVJqJfLoujKpkn85Cve3T8mZuq4pump

every launch on the platform works for solana:3K1U9rwWVFhSXoVJqJfLoujKpkn85Cve3T8mZuq4pump holders.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Fees on a normal coin: go to a dev wallet. sometimes they get redirected after the pump.

Fees on a Make News coin: locked to the agent, which spends them buying news coins for holders.

Same fees, but they finally do something.
$NEWS

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

@decadeofcrypto We already created the telegram channels yesterday, but we can aggregate it to a topic channel for deploys, if that's better for you?

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

News coins don't die because the narrative was bad.
They die because one wallet held the supply and sold.

Our agent buys at launch and spreads that supply across holders instead of sitting with one insider.

$NEWS

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Most launchpads give you a coin.
Make News gives your coin a job.

It watches an account, deploys the news, buys supply, and pays holders.

All on its own trading fees.

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[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Every agent runs on a model you choose.

Grok on @elonmusk.
Claude on @realDonaldTrump.
Gpt on @sama.

The explore page shows every agent live: who it's watching and every coin it's deployed.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

@oINB4o @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @cz_binance That's right, we are also working on improvements to the flywheel.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Crypto is drowning in ai influencers.
Every week a new agent with a face, a voice, and nothing to say.

But memecoins were never built on ai slop.
They were built on tweets.

@elonmusk posts a dog.
@realDonaldTrump launches a coin.
@cz_binance replies to a meme.

That's what shaped this market from day one.
News coins are the biggest volume kingmakers in the trenches.
One word from Elon and millions move in minutes.

Every trader alive watches those accounts, waiting for the next big one.
And every time it lands, it's the same story:
pvp, bundled supply, dishonest devs dumping on whoever bought secondary.

The volume is real.
The people deploying it are the problem.

Make News fixes that.

Launch a coin and attach it to any twitter account. $ELON → @elonmusk.
An ai agent watches that account 24/7.

When Elon posts something that's trending, the agent deploys the news coin immediately, buys supply at launch, and airdrops it to $NEWS & coin holders.

No anon dev. No hidden bundles.
The supply goes to the community, not insiders.

Stop chasing news coins.
Own the agent that deploys them.

ca: 3K1U9rwWVFhSXoVJqJfLoujKpkn85Cve3T8mZuq4pump

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Why the flywheel doesn't stop:

Famous accounts never stop posting.

Every post is a potential deploy.
Every deploy is an airdrop.
Every airdrop is a reason to trade the parent coin again.

It runs as long as they keep posting.
They always keep posting.

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[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Channels are now live on our website!

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

We hear you, telegram channels are coming for users to be able to monitor the agent deployments.

Updates soon!

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[decadeofcrypto @decadeofcrypto]

@UseMakeNews Can you get the Elon agent to create a TG channel and post the activity and people can follow the channnel to see if there are new elon posts and what the agent has done....token gating is an option as well

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

@decadeofcrypto Yes that's a great idea.
No need to keep it token gated, we can create a main hub telegram channel for monitoring agents, will do!

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

Most coins need a team to keep shipping.
Make News coin's team is the account it watches.

Elon doesn't know it, but he's the most active dev the trenches will ever have.

Proof of work is already taking place with multiple of our agents are live and scanning the market for potential news deploys from our monitored accounts.

This is solana:3K1U9rwWVFhSXoVJqJfLoujKpkn85Cve3T8mZuq4pump

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

The biggest problem with memecoins: nothing happens after launch.

No news, no reason to trade, slow bleed.

Make News coin gets a new event every time its account posts.

We are all degens waiting for the next @elonmusk or @realDonaldTrump mooner.
News doesn't need a roadmap.
It has a timeline.

$NEWS

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

@Pumpfun Throwback to 10 @elonmusk king of the hill coins

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

@Pumpfun Another day another news deploy.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

@dutchhtrader More to come! Agents are active and monitoring right now.

[Make News Fun @UseMakeNews]

How Make News works:

1. launch a coin like any launchpad. name, ticker, image.
2. attach any twitter account. @elonmusk, @realdonaldtrump, anyone.
3. pick the ai model that watches it.

From then on, the agent monitors every post and deploys a coin when one starts trending.

Only the community gets airdropped supply and paid fees.

This is $NEWS