Shell Used Oilers

Like an island of misfit toys but on ice

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@CharlesTweed This is now a Bettman Stan account

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Look at all those future Used Oilers playing for #GoldenKnights. Sorry Kelly, we already have a GM

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@DeleauRyan @Sportsnet Championship? We've never even made playoffs

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Big deal. Don once had Cal Murphy in his back yard with the Grey Cup

[Hockey Brandon @hockeybrandon17]

How do you make the perfect photo?

Equal parts:
✅ Gold medal
✅ Hockey Brandon alumna and Olympic gold medalist Kristen Campbell
✅ Hockey Brandon alumnus Jordan Barnes
✅ Hockey Brandon sponsor Source For Sports

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@BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 @RearAdBsBlog @spittinchiclets @MikeGrinnell_
Ryan White's family needs some support

[Jonny Fever @Jonny5hole]

@BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 @spittinchiclets @RearAdBsBlog @MikeGrinnell_
Need a Chiclets bump here, boys
Support for Sarah & Whitey https://t.co/K3XmTuCZSw

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@spittinchiclets It's an honour just to be nominated

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@glentosh @BarleysHockey @Elksthhlhockey Is "concession" Souris-ian for running the goalie?

[Branden Crowe @branden_crowe]

1/2 I am reposting this from the Don Dietrich Tribute page on Facebook.... this is Don on the back yard rink on New Year’s Day. A man who has battled MS and is now in the fight for his life with cancer continues to inspire people in and out of the hockey community.....

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@CharlesTweed If PIM's were points, this would be true.

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@Zarny @CharlesTweed He's also sporting our third jersey from our original team: the Shell Bitch Tits

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Breaking: Used Oilers prospect hits a fluke

[Charles Tweed @CharlesTweed]

First time I’ve been been able to write 1 on a card!!! Nine iron on the sixth hole at @glenleagolf

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We're cancelling our games to protect Paul. Not even from COVID-19. Just old age.
#paulandthegang

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The Used Oilers will be playing all games with no fans present.

What's that?

What virus?

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@devinreinhardt @BarleysHockey @ShamrockHockey *Checks game notes*

We didn't give up any power play goals last night.

We had both the oldest and tallest players on the ice.

#paulandthegang

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Big deal. Our whole team is made of David Ayres' #zambonigoalie

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@BarleysHockey @glentosh Not sure what nook this is #nsfw

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@CharlesTweed 🎵You got to know when to hold em...🎵

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@CharlesTweed Yeah. One year we had some guy pay and never play a game. Can you believe that? What an idiot!