Christopher

Former 108th ranked Guitar Hero player on Xbox 360 on Hard Mode. Now, I park cars and sell stickers.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

@DPini22 I will never miss this idiot

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

@greg_krupa Always hated him. Couldn’t care less. Tight End U needs a legendary TE to lead them, my resume has already been sent through Indeed.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

Noooo, please don’t leave us Brian.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

These jerseys look amazing. Look good, feel good, play good (please).

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Under the bright lights. #BeWhoYouAre

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

Is Ryan Day transforming into Billy Butcher from The Boys? If he calls Harbaugh a wanker or the C-word in an interview, we win by 1,000 #OhioStateBuckeyes #TheGame

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

The theme from Footloose comes on

Me: Name 2 more classic movie themes he did

Wife: Ghostbusters?

Me: I’ll be speaking with a lawyer tomorrow morning.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

@JordanCanes @StickerzByAB

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

I’m sick to my stomach that the Browns lost, but I might be more hurt by #TheStreak ending on @Jeopardy tonight. Also, I turn 75 next January.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Chargers and Browns defenses

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

Clearly cheering for #NotreDame but how does Virginia Tech ever lose at home with that entrance?

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

@JeremySchnell Getting older is some shit. I’m pretty much down to PB&J sammiches and ice water.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

INT’s instead of TD’s by Notre Dame, didn’t assume that was a part of the gameplan but here we are

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

If #TedLasso doesn’t stop these parent/child storylines I’m going to have to stop watching my favorite show. I knew I should’ve just watched jeopardy and wrestling tonight.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

@Kazeem PYT, They Don’t Really Care About Us, Dirty Diana. Thriller and Billie Jean may not even crack my top 10

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

Just said “nice job dipshit” when the guy in last place got the last question before final Jeopardy right. The second it came out of my mouth I realized I’m a cranky 75-year old man and need to reevaluate things.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

@RTD1326 Huge weight off my shoulders. I slept like a baby. I told the wife about it when it happened but it wasn’t enough, my 30 followers needed to know.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

So I have to get this off my chest. Last week I laughed at a joke my boss told and farted at the same time but luckily I laughed loud enough that he didn’t hear the fart. It’s been on my mind all week.

Now that I vented, I can hopefully stop having nightmares about it.

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

Driving around Case Western’s campus and my playlist went to SmashMouth at a stoplight where college kids were everywhere. I got embarrassed and luckily got to Mr Brightside. I believe that song still slaps. I think I used that right #onfleek #snatched

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

So, the world decided to not make #Move by Carlos Santana featuring Rob Thomas from matchbox20 trend so I had to find out about it like an idiot? Thanks America. This song is an absolute banger and I hate everybody who didn’t tell me about it sooner (spoiler alert, everybody)

[Christopher @Usedtobecrash]

@StickerzByAB @BernieKosarQB I’m not crying I swear. This is the beat birthday present my dog named Bernie could’ve ever gotten!