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@electionsjoe Fetterdouche isn’t a Democrat.

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@ThePhillyPod Didn’t even realize we brought back Quez until now.

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@electionsjoe Need to fully and cynically lean into MAGA messaging here. “Platner is an alpha, Shaky Susie is a shrill little beta”. Hit them with their own medicine.

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@EliotShorrParks McKee and picks to Cleveland for Jared Verse.

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@BrettKollmann Already 98% sure the “one last ride” announcement is coming before camp opens up.

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@BigRabbit_poly @RichardHanania Also telling that Thiel is fleeing to Argentina. The neocons defeated the libertarian tech bros in the power struggle and it wasn’t even close.

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@RotoPat You can criticize the Church for a lot of things, but they definitely nailed it with choosing Francis’s successor. Could’ve very easily reverted back to Benedict XVI archconservatism.

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@GenePark Multiplayer matches full of Kim Jong Il and Douglas MacArthur skins.

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@Phezzyyyyy Shirtless guy looks like a younger Mike Shanahan

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@GrichukToKBO @vanillaopinions @_depresbian I’m talking about the post-vaccine lockdowns that were enacted in blue states and cities for the Delta and Omicron variants.

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@vanillaopinions @_depresbian The people in the replies here are a big reason why the Dems lost in 2024 BTW. Shutdowns and pandemic measure went on for 1.5 years too long because of these folks. Most people abhor the Zero Coviders for the time that was lost to their post-vaccine temper tantrums.

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@PanasonicDX4500 He’s probably the best all-around candidate. He offers something to everyone. He’s not an automatic no for Progressives like some of the moderate candidates, and he doesn’t give off the “millennial chungus” vibes that I think disqualifies AOC in the minds of many boomers.

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@mattyglesias I’ve heard rumors they’re talking about retconning the sequel trilogy and redoing the post ROTJ timeline from scratch. Thoughts?

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@PanasonicDX4500 Rumor is they want to retcon the sequel trilogy and just straight up redo the post ROTJ timeline. Would be a crazy move.

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@PanasonicDX4500 Operation Pander to Miami Cubans must be going down tonight.

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@BrettKollmann This also overlooks the fact that Elway was straight up average for many years of his career, where as Rodgers was a top 1-5 guy for 15 straight years.

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@FanSince09 ITS THE RAPTURE AND ARE LORD HAS FOURSAKEN US

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@electionsjoe dEcEncY and cENtRIsM

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@RotoPat A preview of what’s to come in 2028 when Vance and Rubio are groveling for his support and then he goes and endorse Erika Kirk or whoever the candidate from the right wing griftosphere is.

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@electionsjoe Paxton. He has the energy and momentum, and that’s what Trump’s all about.