Useless University

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Your first lesson starts with a transaction.

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Here in my garage…
just lost $112,000,000 in a Ponzi scheme.
But you know what I value more than money?
Other people’s money.

cc: @tailopez

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NEW SEMESTER ANNOUNCED:

– Breathing for Hustlers 101
– Crypto Yoga
– Advanced Word Salad
– How to Flex Debt

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We’ve been quiet.
Because we’ve been cooking.

Class resumes soon.

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Traditional uni = 4 years of debt.
Useless University = instant liquidity drain.

Choose wisely.

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financial freedom starts with BUYING MY COURSE!!!

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If you can’t afford the course, that’s how you know you NEED it.

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What’s the fastest way to escape the 9–5?

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Every “guru” wants $997 to teach you how to get rich.

Here’s the truth they won’t tell you:
– the screenshots are fake
– the courses are worthless
– the only thing they sell is hope

Welcome to Useless University. 🎓

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Proof our curriculum works exactly as intended. 📉

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The only thing standing between you and success is my completely useless course.

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Buy the one that openly admits it won’t.

Useless University™.

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99% of people will never invest in themselves.

The 1% joined Useless University™

… and paid for my Lamborghini

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Lesson 1: The tuition is the lesson.

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Escape the 9–5… straight into debt.