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[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

You’re the kid I babysit and you just woke me up about a bad dream

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@itstinasnow If there’s one thing about Jewish women… we eat. Don’t drag us into this

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I only have 2 questions. Can I get the Ceasar salad without chicken and will that reduce the price

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Icons only

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@KiraTheeDoll @nonbinarybooty What questions tho

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@max_hakim Lol I actually remember this phase u had which makes this so much funnier. struggling so bad and had to stop buying them

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@max_hakim For trues

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@wrexweed Tom’s reading this like “dude I break even”

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This rollerskating montage at the beginning of Kardashians season 3.. Emmy winning. So much to say on this. Will leave it at that

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

Who tf is Jim…

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I’d date Vanessa hudgens into oblivion

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@bravobeez Ya

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The Zarin Fabrics social team planted this

[Rachel Recchia @pilot__rachel]

Jill for bachelorette!!!!!!!!!!

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Martha snapped

[MJ Anderson @MJDA2640]

@ww_us @adidas I think it’s best just to avoid politics. You guys are already in the tank financially, on the verge of bankruptcy and possibly going the way Blockbuster did. Maybe just stick to weight loss instead of political jokes. It’s really not a laughing matter.

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Ummmmmm. Yes

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No way

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When your mom finds a juul under your bed

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Ppl that crochet

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Podcasts are to Housewives as The Player’s Tribune is to professional athletes

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If a celebrity has a super nice voice, that slides. But don’t just be having regular sounding people read stories cuz u think it’s cool that it’s them

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@calm I don’t rlly want celebrities to read me sleep stories. I want ppl with soothing voices and luxurious accents