lizard man

world’s most problematic texter. she/her

[lizard man @izzybcot]

this is gonna be a baking thread so i can show off some of my favorite stress-induced creations (,:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a full conversation with a really yappy cat is one of life's most distinct pleasures

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

boston asks the important question: what if a city wasn't walkable or drivable

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[✒️ @Literariium]

james baldwin was so right when he said you think you’re alone and then you pick up a book and realise someone else has felt the same way as you and managed to find a language for it. the realest shit

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

The magical jeans in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants:

[lizard man @izzybcot]

@NoahKahan please i’m begging

[binx @binx_bolling_]

reading separate books on the same couch, perhaps pausing to quote notable selections, is the highest form of companionship

[rat facts, PhD 🐀 @shwauby]

Would do anything for 5 minutes on the rouch

[♰ @reeceollld]

she looks like the entire cast of stranger things

[lizard man @izzybcot]

the older i get the more i realize that the phineas & ferb character i identify with the most is dr. doofenshmirtz

[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

[𑣲 aery .ᐟ @aeryphilia]

thank god im not a heart surgeon bc i do not know how to do heart surgery. like no one ever taught me

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[Alex Ambrose @alexfromNJ]

I love the great country of New York New Jersey

[Michael Ritter @MikeSteveRitter]

He’s marrying Taylor Swift.

[chloe @chloeprw]

broccoli is in the eye of the beholder

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The year is 2025. nobody be's mean