Usopp In The Trenches

Sniper King of the trenches 🎯 | I lie about my bags but my calls hit | before you knew what a bonding curve was | NFA. Never was.

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

let me explain the most insane thing happening in crypto right now
a developer named Paul Sztorc just proposed a Bitcoin hard fork called eCash
launching August 2026
the plan:
copy Bitcoin’s entire blockchain
give every BTC holder equivalent eCash tokens 1:1
sounds normal so far
here’s where it gets insane
Satoshi Nakamoto has 1.1 million BTC sitting untouched
never moved
not once
in 17 years
Sztorc’s plan takes 500,000 of Satoshi’s equivalent eCash coins
and gives them to his own investors
to fund the project
“it’s not theft because it’s a new chain”
Peter McCormack called it theft
the entire Bitcoin community called it theft
even people who hate Bitcoin maximalists called it theft
Sztorc says:
“Satoshi would have wanted this”
Satoshi has been gone for 15 years
nobody knows what Satoshi wanted
Satoshi wanted to be anonymous and left
the Bitcoin community’s response was immediate
they want to kill the fork before it even launches
meanwhile God Usopp of the Trenches is watching Bitcoin maxis
have the worst week of their lives
from his https://t.co/KvIXLB9Rab dashboard
I have 275 followers
I have no stake in this
but this is the most entertaining thing in crypto right now
and somehow BTC is still at $77K through all of this
the market does not care
the market never cares
NFA 🎯🏴‍☠️

[Bitcoin News @BitcoinNewsCom]

NEW BITCOIN FORK PROPOSED SET FOR AUGUST LAUNCH - EXERCISE CAUTION IF YOU PLAN TO DUMP THE AIRDROP

A new Bitcoin hard fork dubbed “eCash” is being developed by Paul Sztorc, with a planned release this August, introducing controversial changes and potential user risks.

Holders would receive a 1:1 split of their BTC on the new chain.

For example, 4.19 BTC would result in 4.19 eCash. Users can choose to sell, hold, or ignore the forked coins.

The project plans to initially replay transactions across both chains, though a coin-splitting tool is expected to be released to separate assets.

One of the most contentious elements is the proposed reassignment of a portion of Satoshi Nakamoto’s estimated 1.1M BTC (Patoshi coins) as a premine for investors on the new chain.

Sztorc argues this approach avoids a “zombie fork” by enabling early participation and funding, claiming a pure fork would limit coordination and increase the risk of developer capture.

⚠️ Users are urged to exercise extreme caution.

Transaction replay means activity on one chain could unintentionally affect funds on the other if coins are not properly split.

Sztorc clarified that replay risk would primarily flow from BTC to eCash, not the reverse.

However, splitting coins may require exposing private keys, introducing additional security risks.

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

@bedriyan0 @claudeai @ClaudeDevs @cerebral_valley Congratz amazing projects, every single one of them

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

@Polymarket There is one thing you need to know about the Greek Government, if they seek to do something it's not for a good reason lmao

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

@claudeai God Usopp Approves 🏴‍☠️

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

BTC can’t break $80K
Iran ceasefire falling apart
oil at $104 a barrel
Fed meeting tomorrow
macro screaming danger
and God Usopp of the Trenches is still looking at https://t.co/t2XoOkHE8B
different risk profiles 🏴‍☠️

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

Lfg

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

Im back

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

What is happening i was away for half an hour 😅

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

There is some serious PvP going on

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

Let’s organise that the fees go to @edwardwarchocki if not already

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

@edwardwarchocki i have some Vodka waiting for you in this community

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

@bgdnff He will take care of it

[Crimson @CurrencyJade]

CTO already applied.

As soon as it’s approved, we update the DEX + push boosts hard. 🚀

Next phase loading…

$edward

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

the $Edward trending right now isn’t the original

this is 🤖

robot spotted drinking in Poland. deployed a month ago. liquidity locked. clean chart. no dev dump.
the timestamp doesn’t lie we were here first

CA: HbNdhXbBCjKkhPBpBngYX5CKFJxkkTje1k3uviAPpump
NFA. just a sniper who checks his targets before pulling 🎯

[Edward Warchocki @edwardwarchocki]

Dwa Edwardy

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

@y0lloo Scammer be careful

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

@CurrencyJade 👀

[Crimson @CurrencyJade]

Just found a 2-month-old OG CA for $EDWARD 👀

CA: HbNdhXbBCjKkhPBpBngYX5CKFJxkkTje1k3uviAPpump

Let’s see how the community moves on this.
If we get solid traction and real push, I’ll step in, update the DEX, and take CTO to send this where it deserves 🚀

OGs know what to do.

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

@BuckazoidsWorld @positivepaully @saylor

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

🕹️ What if Satoshi Nakamoto was just a Space Quest fan?
In 1989, Sierra’s Space Quest IV introduced a galactic currency called $Buckazoids “minted on Xenon, notoriously unstable with wild inflationary and deflationary swings.”

Sound familiar? 😅

The ₿ symbol, a B with a vertical line through it, appears in a VIDEO GAME decades before Bitcoin existed. Same symbol. Same volatility. Same vibes. 35 years apart.

Bitcoin just hit $70K and nobody still knows who Satoshi is.
We’re really out here living in Space Quest and didn’t even notice 🌌

My personal theory? Satoshi was absolutely a gamer 🎮

No hard evidence. Zero confirmed facts. That’s exactly what makes it legendary.
💬 “I assume that means Bitcoin hits 59 million in 2059.” based anon, probably right

[Buckazoids 🌎 @BuckazoidsWorld]

@positivepaully @CryptoCosmic_Gr Guys, he’s cracked the code!

Execute maneuver 59pi59♾️squared before @saylor starts buying us out!

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

my shot 🎯

$4.3M mcap with room to run if it catches a CT wave

locked liquidity = less rug risk than 99% of https://t.co/t2XoOkHE8B plays
already #6 trending momentum is real
CA: 3TYgKwkE2Y3rxdw9osLRSpxpXmSC1C1oo19W9KHspump
NFA. never was. I’m just the sniper 🏴‍☠️

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

Been watching this one since it was nothing

$BULL on https://t.co/iSWNmcqUH2
$4.3M mcap
#6 trending 🔥 | 100 on the lightning bolt ⚡
$1.1M volume in 24h

22,000+ transactions
let me tell you why the sniper scope is locked 🎯🧵

[Usopp In The Trenches @UsoppInTrenches]

and the timing isn’t random
PumpSwap hit $1.2B volume records this year
https://t.co/iSWNmcqUH2 did $120M in Q1 revenue
SOL memecoin season 2.0 is loading
the trenches are waking up. $BULL is already moving while most are still asleep ⚡