jake

mufc unfortunately

[jake @UtdJake]

Cant believe I let myself have hope for this stupid team again at my big age

[jack🥳 @JackBeTweeting]

Emery

[søph @taxi_cxb]

this era of recording + posting people that are simply having fun in public needs to be stopped smh

[jake @UtdJake]

He’s probably starting again then ffs

[FPL Focal @FPLFocal]

Dorgu captained himself again!
https://t.co/OZSc3IE5Ml

[total Barça @totalBarca]

🚨 Barça are so IMPRESSED with Julian Alvarez’s determination to join the club

Inside the club, some are comparing him to NELSON MANDELA for the way he is handling adversity 😳

@gerardromero

[jake @UtdJake]

Nuts free kick. Hilarious cos he dived to get it too

[Banks @Banks_TF3]

Nah Wharton knows he’s on TV jdjdjdjdjdjd

[jake @UtdJake]

Haaland is the only player in the league that doesn’t go down and get pino sent off there lmao

[jake @UtdJake]

Both these teams are missing sitters ffs

[⁵ HEEL JON @mcfc_kaybee]

Phil Foden, this is sad man

[jake @UtdJake]

No big 6/Villa in this years europa. This is the big test for Europe, if one of the prem teams still wins it then it’s cooked lmao

[Football Rankings @FootRankings]

✅ 🇫🇷 Lyon will play in the Europa League!

✅ 🇭🇷 Dinamo Zagreb will play in the Europa League!

✅🇧🇬 Levski Sofia will play in the Europa League!

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

@alanshearer @_connor31 😭

[bee @flopblur]

imagine mourning a friend and everyone in your comments is like YOU’RE SO OLD YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL!!! YOU MAY DIE SOON!! weird as fuck

[jake @UtdJake]

@SoulLad192 @k30gh @jimmymcbride1 Ornstein said Villa wanted €10m fixed from Juve. They’ve also already signed a replacement first choice keeper so def want martinez gone, so the price going down around £1m isn’t dodgy in the slightest

[jake @UtdJake]

@k30gh @jimmymcbride1 Exact same price they asked for him from juve a few weeks ago?

[jake @UtdJake]

Rangers and Celtic are constantly laughing at each other in Europe before immediately doing something even more embarrassing themselves

[່ @franchiseford]

luke shaw vs michael olise

[jake @UtdJake]

@hadexiss Was more about how good the pot 3 teams are than the pot 2 teams tbf

[jake @UtdJake]

Our pot 3 teams look harder than our pot 2 teams

[B/R Football @brfootball]

🌟 Manchester United's UCL league phase fixtures 🌟

[jake @UtdJake]

@Amarpreet_MUFC Who gives a shit you weirdo

[𝙁 @fuadyabz23]

not getting any of inter barca or madrid is jarring man

[Lennie ☝️ @BucksSZN]

bring me Mateta or Toney👍