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@ManUtd

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔀 @UtdMatthewMUFC]

@City_Xtra @umirf1 When your club is built from oil money and repeatedly break FFP what do you expect 😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

[Conn @ConnCFC]

I promise you tuning into Bosnia vs Canada is 1000 times better than tuning into Arsenal week in week out

[Ben Habib @benhabib6]

Message to Starmer and the police:

You have attacked those protesting.

There would have been no protests if our borders had been enforced.

That evil man would not have been in the country and a British citizen would not be in hospital with life threatening injuries.

The fault lies with government.

[Singe 🔴⚪️⚔️ @BrettBrookes]

Surely even the wettest of the wet wipes can’t disagree that if a bloke tries to behead another bloke in the street he deserves the death penalty. I don’t feel I’m saying anything to out there with this view.

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

There were not riots in Belfast because of ‘Nigel farage’

There were riots in Belfast because a foreigner tried to behead someone.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

The best part is, when Black people did this over George Floyd over here, the entirety of Europe told us that their anger was "understandable."

[Zoomer @ZoomerHistorian]

If you feel bad for the terrified third worlders in Belfast right now, just imagine how scared our girls felt when they were being kidnapped, raped and murdered on an industrial scale.

Yeah, fuck them. I don’t care. Leave.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester United reach agreement with Atalanta to sign Ederson. Price for 26yo midfielder €40.5m fixed + €4.5m of potential bonuses. Personal terms in place on 4+1yr deal. Must still do medical & all parties plan to complete early July @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/OgkmPEYVg7

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔀 @UtdMatthewMUFC]

Bro thinks every rival has got all their signings done already 😂

[️️️️ ️ ️️️️ ️ ️️️️ ️ ️️️️ ️ ️️️️ ️ ️️️️ ️ @mufcpepi]

The lack of urgency of this club speaks volumes, just take a look at our Rivals

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Kobbie Mainoo, forever United ✍️❤️

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

Everyone is literally a clump of cells you fucking idiot

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

We love the smell of freshly cut grass in the morning

[Penelope @PelopeAl41549]

Hot take: being killed is worse than being adopted

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

SICK of people saying they want the old UK back. We ALL do. WE want same day GP appointments, ambulances within mins, dentists, a decent police force, good education, affordable food, clean water ways, BUT it’s not migrants who caused this. It was 14 YEARS of Tory austerity!

[Abby ♱🇻🇦 @CristeraAbigail]

LES ENFANTS TRANS N’EXISTENT PAS

LES ENFANTS TRANS N’EXISTENT PAS

LES ENFANTS TRANS N’EXISTENT PAS

[DutchLGB @DutchLGB]

A piece of paper doesn't make you a woman.

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[𝗧𝘆♤ @ThfcTy_]

Winning your first trophy with man city is like losing your virginity to a prostitute.