Mike 🔰

MUFC. Lucy 💕

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

@Khandahar__ Fingers crossed for you but yeah just constantly freezing every time it saves or a new quest item pops up and had a couple of glitches where enemies don't even attack you and just stand still and let you hammer them 😂😂

[Stockport County @StockportCounty]

County are right behind you, Lola. 💙

Lola is the daughter of @OfficialBWFC First-Team Performance Chef James Berry and is beginning a new course of treatment after being diagnosed with a brain tumour when she was just four years old.

During her time in hospital, Lola is wearing a different football shirt each day, we’re sending her a signed County shirt by the entire first-team squad for her to wear before it is auctioned in support of @TheChristie.

Sending all our love and best wishes to Lola, James and the whole family from everyone at Stockport County. 💙

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

@AdamJoseph @umirf1 Why are you arsed? what difference to your life does it make if he addresses it or not?

[SS @Sxkariya]

“Yeah ermmm look if we’re guilteh we’re guilteh is what it is tek it on the chin those memories still live with meh *knocks fake trophy* god bless khaldoon and shake mansaw nobodeh can take my journeh from me I’ll go down to national league my sons bored of wembleh anyways

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

You cheating bastards, we know what you are!

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Club statement.

🔗 https://t.co/yrJ8Z0A52Y

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

125 quid for a lump of grass 😂😂😂😂😂

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc are selling a 7cm cube of Old Trafford turf for £125.

The product description calls it a "priceless memento..." [@SamC_reports]

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

Easyyyyy

[Mark White @markwhlte]

I built a game for @FourFourTwo – all you have to do is select an XI that has scored 442 goals in Premier League history.

Lot of work went into this: should you keep you occupied for the long international break (or at the very least, your lunch break)

https://t.co/80I9RQkvQi

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

Fuckin excuse me? That's the most blatant red card I have ever seen. How the fuck has he got away with that? 😂😂

[pepper @CasaDupre]

We’ve got a year 10 refusing to train for Manchester United

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

Sorry but you can't be bending over backwards for a 15 year old and his absolute flaccid penis of a father. JJ is an elite talent but not worth this hassle.

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

It was a shocking decision, but we need to get over it and move on now ffs, sick of hearing about it

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨 | Pro Ref Chief Howard Webb is set to speak LIVE on TV tonight about how the Manchester derby VAR blunder unfolded.

He is expected to go through the ENTIRE incident in front of the TV cameras.

Webb is able to play out the communication between VAR duo Matt Donohue and Blake Antrobus in the Stockley Park video booth before Michael Oliver was told to give the goal. [MEN]

The Match Officials Mic'd Up show will air at 6pm on Sky Sports PL.

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

🤮🤮🤮

[COYIrons @COYIronscom]

Andy Carroll on his first meeting with David Sullivan in his new autobiography 😳

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

Kinell I forgot we signed him

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

⏳🇨🇲

Carlos Baleba is in recovery mode 🔛

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

Can we reopen the transfer window so we can let Zirkzee go Everton?

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

What can u do when your own full backs are playing against you. Don't want to see Dorgu or Dalot play another game for us again after today. Shite

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

Foden red csrd doesn't matter cos city got an extra man in Dalot anyway

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

Not even the best midfielder at his club

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Coming up LIVE on Sky Sports FC from 10am 📺🗣️

Is Martin Odegaard the best player in the Premier League? 🤔
Has Alexis Mac Allister made his point after scoring last night? ⚽️
Will Morgan Rogers and Cole Palmer deliver Chelsea a trophy this season? 🏆
Would Spurs have won Premier League if Pochettino had been backed like De Zerbi? 🤝
Should Carrick rotate tonight with one eye on the Manchester Derby? 🔴

Get involved here: https://t.co/mwI96GuocA

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

Whats wrong with him? 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[c0mp @c0mpmilano]

9/11 joke in a live press conference this guy kills me

[Mike 🔰 @UtdMike94]

What a massive gimp