Utkarsh Bali

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[Utkarsh Bali @UtkarshBali3]

@AJIOLife stop sending test notifs, this is the 3rd in this month.

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School of Rock is the best movie of all time. And it deserves to be treated as such.

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Rock got no reason rock got no rhyme

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Who's watching #AppleEvent and #INDvsSL together

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@Apple talking to mother nature in their event is so dramatic. It's like momma visits home on Easter and then you lie to momma dramatically.

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@Printo_India I have been continuously following up for my booklet print since last week with Sohna road store but to no avail. I have a deadline to meet, called customer care they said they will ask the store to call back on priority but my print is still pending.

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@adcock_brett Why don't you send humanoids for this too

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@sujju00 Chappal khaoge ladies?

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@lalpathlabs You have restricted me to send DMs

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@lalpathlabs there are rats running in your mayur vihar lab. Zero hygiene and no glasses for drinking water.

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@HDFC_Bank your IVR redirects to wrong departments and they transfer calls to absolutely nobody. Tried thrice today.

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@DelhiGovDigital @ArvindKejriwal @AamAadmiParty edistrict Delhi government website is of no use. Helpline number 1076 is not working.

Your promise of government services at doorstep is hollow.

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@sujju00 Sri Sri 1008 sujju baba

[Utkarsh Bali @UtkarshBali3]

@sujju00 Bhai wah suji

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Same goes for Chole Bhature!

Thank me later ;)

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Here's a hack!

You can get Masala Dosa for just Rs 131 at Haldiram's in breakfast menu till 11 AM.

This is the same masala dosa that costs Rs 275 before taxes on a regular day after 11 AM.

[Utkarsh Bali @UtkarshBali3]

Living alone teaches you discipline.

You cook. You clean. You repeat.

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@HemantDungriyal So is BJP 😂

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With due respect to all techies, tech is overglorified!

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@NotechAna How relevant is their US data?