Odd things you find on google earth. Must have been a surprise rainstorm that day. Weird, none of the neighboring houses were affected. Maybe the home owner doesn’t like cameras in the public invading his privacy, even though it’s essentially his argument for his product…
Who are you and why are you so handsome?
-I'm Solid Snake, and I'm your clone.
My clone? How?
-Remember when you donated all that blood, semen, and hair in 1977?
Yes
Well the Patriots intercepted that package and cloned me from the saliva you used to seal the envelope.