bitcheswantsmokelmao

[Faffie-dzashe @Faffiedzashe]

Never thought l would see the day when Zimbabwean tweets will become so important to the whole continent that they will be begging us to tweet in English😂

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Last night was so funny seeing Kenyans ask Zimbabweans to tweet in English so we can join in on the roast. Pan Africanism is achievable!!!

[Big mama 🐆 @itsjustzama_]

There was a time I overly obsessed with “Awukhuzeki”, what a song hey?

[yvette @yvettekinn]

all roads lead to me getting what I want btw

[Sharon🌹 @sharkell14]

“I want to be the reason you believe in love again”
Me:

[Dr.STAN_KRUGER 🇮🇹 @krugersville]

I don’t think there is anyone enjoying being on earth like Njelic bro😂😂.

[𝒹𝓇𝓌💭 @kendrrw]

if i’m ever kidnapped to be tortured for information, they’re getting a full presentation with slides idc

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

When I’m in the presence of real evil women I shut my mouth and listen

[KUMUAMBA Nshimba @Nshimba_Kmb]

Ce qui est fascinant avec GOT on a réussi a nous faire accepter l’inceste chez les Targaryen mais à nous choquer de l’inceste chez les Lannister

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

Me asf if I ever go to jail

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[☪ @ussser888]

el audio de dos minutos que tiene que escuchar mi amiga después que yo haya pasado un día de mierda

[Zayntheunusual @Zayntheunusual]

Do you guys have selective patience too? Because with certain people I can be calm and understanding, while with others, every ounce of self control is being used to stop me from saying something disrespectful.

[Alex @Ongavinjelwa]

Bab' Dokotela sizomvotela awine abuye enze i Podcast ngathi athi asikaze sibe ne Award 😭

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

unfortunately 90% of my reactions are fake. i actually do not give a fuck. i just don't want to make it uncomfortable.

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Slowly accepting that this dating thing is not for us who were in the top ten in class. 🫠

[𝓂𝓊𝒶𝒶 ✴ @besitoconodio]

cómo quiero que me traten después de haber sido insoportable todo el día

[‎ٴٴ @PainlsBeautiful]

Friend groups after highschool

[Raul @eunoicmind]

I can’t fw a guy who got a good relationship with his parents cuz if I’m complaining abt mine and he tells me “at the end of the day that’s ur family” he getting blockd

[dengosa e polida @carecablondhair]

não suporto o processo de aprendizagem,queria nascer sabendo fazer tudo