Matt

Nerding on Movies + TV, with a side of games. Not always a grown up. Grows plants and loves a good Dinosaur. UTV.

[Matt @V261_]

@FabrizioRomano That nice, but he’s not for sale 🤣

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@BestMovieMom Well. They’ve fucked that right up then.

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@MartinSLewis Fuck off, you ain’t reading the packet when you’re buying a pack of wotsits 😅

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@BltzZ7 Retold. Keeps with meaning behind the other two but is conclusive and fits with the idea of it not really being an actual remake.

[Matt @V261_]

As if they pranged Stranger Things this hard at this point.

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:

GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -

GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.

GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.

BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.

GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*

GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -

ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.

GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -

LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.

GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -

ELROND: - destroy Sauron.

BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.

LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -

GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -

ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.

GANDALF: - and then -

LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*

BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.

FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

[Matt @V261_]

@NoContextBrits That’s pretty subjective tbh.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Unai Emery reacting to that Morgan Rogers goal! 😅🔥

[Matt @V261_]

@MoSalah Come Villa in Jan mate, slight pay cut obviously but you’ll enjoy it 🤣

[LiveScore @livescore]

Mikel Arteta's 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘂𝗻𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝘂𝗻 at Arsenal ENDED at the hands of Unai Emery 😭

The ex-Arsenal manager ensured his 2018 record wasn't beaten by his successor 😏

A good e̶v̶e̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ afternoon for the Villa boss 🫡

[Matt @V261_]

We finally scored a Pen 🫡 #UTV

[Matt @V261_]

Haven’t aged a day, it’s insane.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’

In theaters in June 2026.

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@mattyoukhana_

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As if Gardeners World has been binned off for international football, the worst kind.😩

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@AVFCOfficial Marco. Bizot.

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@joltik_3 @CentroLeaks Can confirm. If anything, Ninty did us a favour.

[Nintendo Prime @NintyPrime]

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[Benny’s World Cup Football Tips @BennyBoyTips]

@AVFCOfficial Rogers is actually invincible.

[Matt @V261_]

@avfcadam0 I’m not convinced in Onana, either he’s not playing or he’s hard to notice, often think we might have been done on that one.

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@FPL_Harry Greaves 🫠