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[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

Bellow, and bid our father, the sea king, rise up from the depths, full foul in his fury, black waves teeming with salt foam, to smother this young mouth with pungent slime to choke ye, engorging yer organs till ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Lake Ontario is renamed to LAKE AMERICA! 🇺🇸

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

@vvage_labor I have an ancestor (William Pine) who was captured outside of Petersburg. He was serving with the 21st PA cavalry. He got sent to Belle Isle outside of Richmond and presumably to Andersonville Prison camp after. The conditions of confederate prisons make paroling very appealing.

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

Who goes to a concert and smokes pot?It’s such deviant behavior, look at those fiends in the background.

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

Fun fact: This was the first place we arrived to after being activated for the insurrection. It smells like feet and old people. Maybe the guard can recover from its recent disgraces but I have my doubts.

[Gen. Steven Nordhaus @ChiefNGB]

Thank you, Mr. Secretary, for engaging with & recognizing our incredible Guardsmen. They are doing an outstanding job helping to keep our Nation's Capital safe! #AlwaysReadyAlwaysThere

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

@TLCplMax He was alive in the end though, if I remember correct like.

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

It’s Napoleonic Wars 2. I know it

[Mount & Blade @Mount_and_Blade]

The tide is shifting...

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

@vvage_labor

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

Does this airport go to Tahiti?

[Christian Keil @pronounced_kyle]

People don't realize that the Dallas AIRPORT is basically the size of Paris

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic ‘80s Monster Ronald Reagan
https://t.co/rH35e8QpGo

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

@roanokemarxist @amithecommie The comrade from Virginia is correct that Dr Pepper is the drink of the proletariat. Though I must point out potential bias.

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

@GroovyBruce ? On X-Files? No fucking way

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn? You owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

Now this is democracy manifest, may Jack’s Chinese meals be forever succulent.

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

@vvage_labor They’re not a good move in the current era. For new or semi new, you’ll be paying far more than they’re worth and you’ll be getting a pavement princess. If you’re going older and used, you’ll be paying almost new prices and inherit whatever bs the previous owner didn’t fix.

[Roanoke ⭐️ Marxist @roanokemarxist]

The concept of a seafood boil infuriates me to no end. Crab legs? Corn on the cob? Shrimp? Oysters? Motherfucker, if you give me a bowl of SOUP and I gotta stick my hands into the god damn BROTH to dissect that shit, GET OUT!!!!!

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

The smoking man in X-files is canonically a Marlboro man

[Central Pennsylvania Club CPUSA @centralpaCPUSA]

The court of injustices decided that naked corruption is acceptable, that corporate interests are more important than the lives of the people, and that any American President is immune to criminal prosecution for "official acts." America continues its descent into fascism

[ALBA @LincolnBrigade]

Leonard Bertram Levenson was born #otd in 1913, NYC. He attended City College and graduated from NYU Law. He worked as a fingerprint specialist with the FBI before he joined the CPUSA in 1935. He arrived in Spain on June 17, 1937, and served with ALB as a scout and sniper.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Biden’s Approval Rating Skyrockets After Announcing He Taking Nation To The Circus

[mykal @V2MichaelfB]

Somebody please give Biden an OG fourloko. It’s the only way he can keep up with trumps insanity.