🚨BREAKING: Islamic Labour Party of Ireland launches
A new party dedicated to the Islamic takeover of Ireland has been launched and promises turn the country into a Sharia state of the Caliphate
No this is not a joke
They have a constitution written in Arabic and are targeting their "Muslim brothers and sisters" to unite behind them
God help Ireland
“Mr. Martin, are the Russians in the room with us right now?”
Session notes: patient still checking under the bed. Responds well to talking about undersea cables.
While you were sleeping, the Defence Forces gave themselves the power to beat up fuel protesters, or "when acting in support of the Garda, military personnel will be permitted to use force in a much wider array of circumstances if State security is at stake"
This was always the government instinct, remember FF justice minister Jim O'Callaghan threatening the fuel protesters with the army? Which forced the army to Tweet about sightings of its armoured vehicles, and which prompted a slap on the wrist from Defence Minister Helen McEntee? Well, now the army can legally (unless it's tested in court) use force against protesters.