Captain Stupido

NYC

[Téz ☆ @tezillionaire]

Nobody:
Black girls on Sept 1st:

[roger bob @jesuslo11597021]

this genuinely being one of the best songs of 2025

[rouka ★ @roukair]

When my friends speak in gay rot in the uber 😭 guys… my rating… PLEASE!! 😭

[⛤Ace⛤ ♑☭🍀💍🧠𓅪♿ @Serene_Necrosis]

The situation in Gary, Indiana is escalating. Gary's water company has now issued a boil advisory, stating that they do not have the power necessary to filter the city's water at the municipal level, but people are questioning how to boil water on electric stoves without power.

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Doja Cat’s longtime manager reveals the rapper made ‘Scarlet’ in 10 days:

“I watched her locked in the studio and produced three songs a day, not just hooks, like, [complete] songs! She was cooking. And she writes her own music. She had something to say. It was an obsession.”

[nychealthy @nycHealthy]

A person who lives in NYC has contracted West Nile virus after spending time outdoors in areas in New York City and several locations outside the city. With peak mosquito season here, New Yorkers should take precautions to prevent mosquito bites: https://t.co/iVFU9J5TvP

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

Dating a woman with money will literally change your perspective on life. They be tricking so crazy 😭

[TJ Morris @tjmorris_bear]

You didn’t hear it from me, but Axon (body cams, dash cams…) is replacing Flock; all the jurisdictions that are “voluntarily” de-Flocking are signing with Axon, and they’re hiding the cameras in existing light & power poles. Do with that info what you will…

https://t.co/qKV1uuEeyd

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Next August , 2027 at this exact time, you will be standing in the places you used to dream about. Living your most beautiful rich life. Send this to yourself.

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

A lot of you on this app are her btw

[Shinigami•Silver @Nacht_Silver]

I will religiously defend this show, especially season 2.

[Jolene’s great nephew.. @Harden331]

Bringing Down the House is one of the funniest movies to me! 🤣😩

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Bed-Stuy Fish Fry has joined the AI food trend 😖😖😖😒

[king. ⭒ @stargyalll_]

yall saw me get fat in real time and said nothing.

[nychealthy @nycHealthy]

This season, we've detected mosquitoes carrying West Nile virus in 89 ZIP codes across NYC. Be sure to protect yourself:

🦟 Use an EPA-approved repellent
🦟 Limit outdoor activity in the evening
🦟 Wear protective clothing

Learn more: https://t.co/Lgj45OqCsE

[Bonnie the bunny @BonnieBuns1993]

I DONT WANNA WORK IN NEW JERSEY

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

It’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play Diddy in a BIGGIE biopic