🌿Vild Kvinna🌿

Probably in ♡ with the antagonist

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

Me: I am sleepy. Slow brain today.

People at work: Same. The baby kept me up all night. What about you?

Me, who stayed up running dungeons in WoW all night: (stares back blankly)

I made different life choices.

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

I am very straight.

[CINEMORPH @CINEM0RPH]

Me grabbing my iced coffee

[alien crime lord @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[blue @bluewmist]

every time you replace “this is hard” with “what’s the first step?” you shift brain activity from your amygdala (fear) to your prefrontal cortex (problem-solving).
that’s neuroplasticity in real time.

[project hail andy 🛰️ @d_nniedarko]

these are in the production notes too ugh thank you ryan gosling

[jb. @jdotb]

if one tank or healer is supposed to be the one doing the most dmg then I would kindly ask blizz to let me know which ones those are so I don't waste time maintaining any of the other loser ass specs whose niche is apparently "being worse at the most important thing in the game"

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

Gonna start doing this

[blue @bluewmist]

One of my favourite things I've ever read is about a woman who said that whenever she had a negative thought about herself, she would shout "GUARDS!" and imagine old knights entering and carrying the thought away.

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

IMO: FFXIV is more toxic than WoW. Because in WoW some dude is just gonna get mad at you for having low dps. But in FFXIV, someone will crucify you over a fire if you have an opinion on an NPC that they disagree with.

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

Okay now I am just crying.
https://t.co/LNCzh4Qx3N

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

This bad boy can fit so many genres
https://t.co/UrQIzQaMt1

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

This song is pure sin
https://t.co/GOsnTQ4ITi

[𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫 ⛈️ @imstormin]

I-

[Istra of Glome @byistra]

C.S. Lewis’ incredible observation on friendship

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

This is very funny. Also, it's nice when owners stop their dogs from barking all the time.

[Grox @that_kind_oforc]

I will go to my grave insisting the single greatest narrative flaw of world of Warcraft was killing Voljin.

It is the original sin and the root of all evil.

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

Nothing makes em feel less like a woman than posts in this format "men and woman do X differently. Women do/feel/think X and have X drives and motivations while men..."

I read what I am being told I should be. And don't relate to it at all.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

I am not gay.

[𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗 𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉 @28mnthslater]

alien (1979)

[jb. @jdotb]

release a cozy addon bundle you fucks, let me spend $75 for weakauras and omnicd

[🌿Vild Kvinna🌿 @VKvinna]

Say what you will about Fall Out Boy, but "Am I more than you bargained for, yet?" is one helluva way to begin a song.