Matthew Douglas

benevolent nuance-baiter

[Matthew Douglas @VLANthropic]

@ThePrimeagen This too shall pass

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[Miilato @miiilato]

when you realize she's not the only woman on the planet Earth

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you're a man you shouldn't even know what date your birthday is

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I hate how you get on Celsius

[djcows @djcows]

Startup idea: milk jug with 2 handles for efficient passing

[Matthew Douglas @VLANthropic]

Who has the longest streak without losing The Game?

[detremura  @detremura]

A Argentina não é campeã

[fola @kxngjollof]

I celebrated that Enzo red card like a goal

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

Argentina fans were insulting a Mexican fan for supporting Spain in the 2026 World Cup final.

He responded by showing them a red card and dancing in front of them. 😂👋🏼

[Céline🇧🇷🇱🇧 @lebrazill]

Do you realize how unlikeable of a country you have to be for LATINOS to root for SPAIN (the country that colonized them) over you??????

[່ @hallucinaetions]

ENZO FERNÁNDEZ RED CARD

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

RED CARD FOR ARGENTINA IN THE FINAL

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

🚨 Argentina's new flag

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Uno reverse

[Matthew Douglas @VLANthropic]

@lumba1234299 @UnitedAlex7 Hello fellow elitest neurodivergents.

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[autist @litteralyme0]

The whole world on sunday: