I picture the new @taylorswift13 albums leaving warehouses like Willy Wonka chocolate on trucks at midnight and people are out here seeing them already in Walmart bubble blasted
The next Red Sox promotion should be one lucky fan gets to bat 9th that game. They’ll go 0-3, but so do Durbin, Story and IKF nightly. And the at-bats would atleast be entertaining
You don’t get to shake your head in disbelief that your manager is coming out to give you the hook when you’ve completed five innings ONCE all season and are rocking an ERA above NINE. Enough with this guy.
He came into the house trying to fix the way Derrick broke the game and became a BB legend. He left his mark, has All Stars locked, AFP locked. Thank you Tucker for bringing back old school Big Brother and reminding me why I fell in love with this show in the first place! #BB26
saw one of the actors from the clique movie on tik tok and now I’m making it my mission to read all the books since I never did so if u follow me on Goodreads pls refrain from judging me
If your kid has norovirus why tf would you show up to a funeral. Cousins are sick, our house is sick, my grandma a new widow is ducking sick. It’s been ugly because of 1 idiot. Thank you, this is just what we needed with our mourning.
Am I happy for other swifties? Absolutely. But I’ll never understand why my @Ticketmaster account was deleted 3 days before I got the email about requesting verified fan tickets by email. I was supposed to get tickets. And I couldn’t with zero explanation.@ray lorswift13
My doctor recently asked me if I felt like I knew how ulcerative colitis works, and I was like, "Doc, I am trillions of cells that have to work together nearly perfectly for me to be not dead. It's not that I don't understand how I'm sick...I don't understand how anyone is well."
me: fills up on burrata
Also me: takes 2 bites of bolognese and packages the rest.
Two hours later and I’m eating Stega bolognese in my hotel room bed while @samuelperry22 salivates in jealousy next to me.
Isn’t the first time won’t be the last time ☺️
Today I did 3 (fake) rounds of CPR at the gym to build endurance and I have never felt like more of a loser bc a) it’s way harder with zero adrenaline and b) I can’t be looking cute doing that
Turned my bf into a Starbucks bf so he doesn’t complain anymore he just thinks it’s his own will getting his flat white everyday like it wasn’t plotted and planned for him to become dependent on it
@Ticketmaster please let me know why my account has been deleted but I still got my info to be able to request Taylor swift tickets but now CANT I noticed my account was deleted 3 days ago and it’s going to take days to get a response and I only have until midnight to request