V. Michael Lazar

Iconoclastic variant of normal. Oh, and I sell Avon!

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Why buy from a big chain store when you can buy from a friend? #AvonRep http://t.co/DQGxClSnto

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@ThatWriterKevin It's fine. You caught it in the editing stage. Unlike this editor:

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@DannySalter Hence, the local title of Traction Park. Boy, am I glad my family went to Six Flags, instead.

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@ThatWriterKevin I judged RPG's at major gaming conventions. The pedantry of YouTube has nothing on rules lawyers who ignore the actual bounds.

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@DannySalter Traction Park! Yeessssss!!!! Thank you, Danny! Another addition of NJ to the #Whistlerverse

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@SimonWhistler @StoryBots Why aren't you watching Pat & Mat with her? You're literally in its home country and it's funny no matter what age you are.

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@ThatWriterKevin When I turned 40, I was told I resembled Kim Jong Un. As a Korean American transman, it wasn't the burn they thought it was... for me. No word on whether mini-Kim was insulted.

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@SimonWhistler It sounds like your brain infodumped Casual Criminalist & WarOGraphics into one scenario. #Whistlerverse

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@DannySalter The inclusion of your school photo was the capstone of a great #Whistlerverse piece. Cheers!

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@DannySalter Do you want your own page on TV Tropes (he asked knowingly)?

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@DtuKevin You missed the one about blowing up teacher's corpse at her funeral with a grenade to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey"

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@DtuKevin @SimonWhistler "I've reversed the polarity of the tractor beam and now you can go home." - Eric Idle as King Raff, "Mom & Dad Save the World"

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@DannySalter Is it me or does every writer seem to use 'effortlessly' far more than necessary? 😉

Anyway, an entire topic around common mispronunciations or the historical ramifications of aforementioned mispronunciations should probably never be written.

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