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A damn good writer - when I write.

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@wonder_city_ I don't know how this popped onto my feed, but I recognized it right away – we're also in Lancaster, love it here

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@Corbienest @MrsMagdaBeard In all seriousness, read this book. It's helped me tremendously with our kids that are also close in age https://t.co/LquURvbtYg

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@abysstoabyss You want these, they've worked great for our kids in that in-between stage https://t.co/44xrtdFqHo

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@HealthyAlfred I've used this one with good results https://t.co/yosl8upmTy

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@JDVance You're the Vice President of the United States, why the fuck are you arguing with people on Twitter?

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@basilYam "Noted."

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I literally can't stop laughing at this

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when my brother was 11 my dad took him to an allergist who scraped my brother's arm with a popsicle stick and asked "does that normally happen" when it immediately formed a red raised welt line and my brother said dead pan "I don't normally scrape myself with popsicle sticks"

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@jessicacadams @Zuno_Media This is giving Lindsay Graham to me

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@antonia_mdprjct @gabebodhi Some of these will allow a vent for drying, if you can get it near the exterior wall like a standard dryer. We have one in our mudroom we use nightly to wash/dry cloth napkins & kitchen rags. It's a smaller (under counter) combo unit but it can fully dry a load within 45-60 mins

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@Spencer_Gray @PicturesFoIder It's a private school and they know which student did it, so expulsion would be pretty straightforward https://t.co/mNqbijmwAR

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@OofYeetMcGee @KCme80 @PicturesFoIder It's real... https://t.co/mNqbijn4qp

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@Divergent7651 Definitely worth it. You can always make more money, but you can never make more time

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@JPlaggenberg @whoistrey Looks about white

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@TKyle @7_Bert We just had five kids ages 5 & under... Thought we were done with 3, then a surprise set of twins showed up right before the snip 🫠

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@wrowclif Hell no. Everyone with kids (or nauseous pregnant women) need a stack of these around... Closeable, disposable, convenient to hide around the house or car https://t.co/3kZRpnlURL

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@simonsarris Yep, you want these Yoto blank cards, they hold about 6 hours each : https://t.co/XWaPKkaP6A

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@TheBaddestMitch This is a makeup primer with SPF in it... I love it, goes on really smooth and makes my skin feel great https://t.co/G1jgz2F3Wv

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@sweatystartup Highly, highly recommend a hybrid mattress. I thought I liked our memory foam style before but I'm sleeping 1000x better on this one https://t.co/zXeXbr2WYu

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@LizTVLiz1 These are great (we have five kids) but I'll tell you, this plastic one they make is awesome because it folds up https://t.co/8cYDFlJr4K

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@sweatystartup We have five kids ages 6 & under... There are times when I REALLY look forward to the day everyone can wipe their a$$, but they're also the most incredible little humans and I'm trying to soak in as much of them as I can while they're in this stage. Best squad ever