TheClown

Living to inspire, create & uplift. Turning dreams into reality one day at a time | Kisumu raised.

[TheClown @VOkoth96804]

@robertojagua @2353claus Wait until it's you cheated on!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Please stop killing yourself with motivational quotes and bible verses. If you don't hustle, you will not get money.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

What is the reason behind these rich footballers and sportsmen marrying retired only fans models and divorced women with kids?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Kuna mambo ingine kama mwanaume,ata bibi yako ikue unapenda yeye namna gani, hufai kuitikia ata kidogo. Sasa mwanaume unaoga,unajifurishia manukato,ati umeenda birthday ya rafiki ya bibi,ati sababu ‘it means alot to her’. Bwana these Town bred men are becoming very useless. Huko unafanya nini sasa jameni? You must understand that women are very indicisive,half of the things they ask of you,they only ask them to test you,not because they mean them

Mimi baada ya kukataa kupeleka hii bibi yangu baby shower sunday,baada ya miezi kadhaa alirudi round two,kuendelea kunijaribu,kama saitan pale Mount Kurutu akijaribu yesu. Sasa akaleta nguo ya kitenge ya green ati ameshonesha,anataka tumatch sunday pale family gathering. Na unajua shida ya wanawake ni kulia,nikajua hapa nikikataa hii upus,machozi itamwagwa sijai ona. Nikasema sawa

Lakini na mimi Hiyo usiku nakwambia saa nane niliamka kupanda ceiling kama mchawi,kuficha Hiyo mafitenge. Asubuhi tulikua hapo tunaulizana nguo ilienda wapi na tuleweka apa jana usiku. Hivo ndio niliponea mtego ya saitan. Bwana as men we must stay dangerous,ukisubaa kidogo unapata bibi aligeuza wewe kafukuswi bwana. Eii! Khabusie!

[JOloo JAMES @oloojl]

Somewhere in Kisumu.

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

unahustle hivi jioni urudi nyumbani kwa bibi alikuja na watoto wawili.💔

[Asiya P @PipiAsiya]

Advert vs Customer

[Tim Urban @waitbutwhy]

One prominent theory says that long before our fish ancestors left the water, they did a lot of this, briefly scooting from pond to pond. Slowly, some evolved to be so good at scooting around on land and breathing air that they became fully amphibious.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

In Africa, a 26 year old local footballer thinks he can still make it to professional football. Unapatana na grown men saa kumi wamebeba vaitu chafu eti wanaenda zoezi. Jamaa inachezea Sibanga FC bado iko na hopes ya kuchezea arsenal someday.

[Mr Bachelor @Themrbachelor]

There’s this man in my area who gives free water to people whenever there’s water scarcity.

The crowd kept growing, and they started damaging his taps and gate almost every day...He would repair them, only for them to spoil them again the next day.

One evening, the borehole machine got damaged and he couldn’t pump water.

People gathered at his gate, insulted him and accused him of deliberately refusing to give them water.

After everything he had done for them, they still felt entitled to it.

The man finally got tired...He welded his gates shut and removed the outside taps.

[TheClown @VOkoth96804]

@TeresahAtieno @yoyachris1 I get your point, the mob should also be killed and the killers be killed...

[TheClown @VOkoth96804]

@KenyaPower_Care
Good evening.
We are experiencing unstable power supply in Kolwa Central near Rae Kanyaika Comprehensive school, Kisumu East (bulbs are dimming and some have gone off completely).
This has been ongoing this evening.
Kindly assist. Thank you.

[TheClown @VOkoth96804]

@Prezain_LJ Deism answers alot of life's questions

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

When I first narrated how poor and Under developed Homabay was,and still is, I was called a mad man. Now see,and this is just the top layer,hamjaona huko ndani ndani,infact sifuna should do one more visit to Homabay,muone vizuri. There is a reason Homabay is the headquarters of Night runners. Because theres very little infrastructure hindering it,huku hakuna ata street light. Its a night runners dream

For a county that has recieved more than 89 Billion since devolution,and whose influetial leader has been in government for more than 22 years, this is not what we should expect.

When Uhuru had just become president in 2014,I remember the sufferation I endured in Homabay on my way to mbita. From homabay town to Mbita,You have to use a probox. Unfortunately the probox i boarded was full and i was sundwad at the boot,together with an old woman who was carrying a sack of Omena

We sat facing each other like we were in an indian shrine. For close to 2 hours. Everytime we hit a pothole i heard this woman release gas. Sasa imagine harufu ya gas na omena,and we’re hitting one thousand potholes per minute on this murram road.

I was almost fainting. When you see me saying i can never mourn Raila,is because of things like this. ODM,hawa kina Gladys wanga,has robbed my homabay people their birth rite. Homabay unajua kuna watu ata hawana sabuni? People bathe with sand in lake victoria everyday like we’re in the stone age period.

[Eng.Mwaniki⚒️⛓️⚡️ @Mwaniki7525]

If you have never been in this stage,you can't give me an advise😅😅

[Digi @digiii]

This line from Atomic Habits isn't ready to leave my head:

"It doesn't make sense to continue wanting something if you're not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don't want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire.
To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment."

[BABS 🇳🇬 @Sheriff_Jimmy]

What adulthood took from us, no amount of money can replace it 😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Do we still have people who think using an Android phone is a sign of poverty and using an iPhone is a sign you have made it?

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I completely dont get it. So the same people who were with Ruto when he was killing,looting,and abducting,those who were warning us from protesting thise whom on his behalf were warning us from protesting against his impunity,are now jumping ship to abandon him because he has become unpopular and joining the ‘opposition’ and we’re supposed to support them wholeheartedly? Tuna siasa ya kijinga sana katika democrasia hii yetu ya kenya