Dr. DTJB, PhD

Not here for a long time but am also not having a good time. Professional/academic me lives at @JaneBrownPhDTBD

[Sammy @samfz7]

If your friends aren't talking about:

• Tracy Turnblad
• Pennylou Pingleton
• "Motormouth" Maybelle Stubbs
• Velma Von Tussle
• Corny Collins
• Link Larkin
• Edna Turnblad
• Seaweed J. Stubbs

It's time to find new friends.

[Zach Wurtenberger🎺 @zachwurt]

Question for Jewish #Survivor fans: can I write RizGod or do I have to say RizG-d

[Dr. DTJB, PhD @VPDickJanie]

The Billy Idol Boomerang Eilish #Survivor50

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

don't call me doug don't call me mark greene look at this god forsaken carter you've made me

[kylie @ryliekeeves]

CLE 17 - 41 BAL
Final

CAR 22 - 27 ARI
Final

PHI 20 - 17 KC
Final

SEA 31 - 17 PIT
Final

ATL 22 - 6 MIN
Final

BIRDIGAMI! All five bird teams in the NFL have won in the same week for the first time since 2020.

(Idk if it happened before then, I haven’t looked into it.)

[M🇦🇷🇪🇸 @mxximxximxxi]

getting all the signs lately

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

I’m thrilled to be returning to the Nathan’s Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest. This event means the world to me. It’s a cherished tradition, a celebration of American culture, and a huge part of my life. (1/3)

[rat king fan Robert Orr @NotTheBobbyOrr]

1st pitch 95 mph fastball, outside corner. You’re drowning; you feel like you’re in hell. 2nd pitch curveball in the dirt. You chased it, ofc you chased it. Then bang; 4sm fastball inside corner. You’re out Alec. You’ve always been out. you’ve been out since the day you were born

[Dr. DTJB, PhD @VPDickJanie]

@Orioles

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

My formal apology :)

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

When do the Cardinals get to go over to Casa Amour

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

[pj @pjayevans]

It’s perfect that the basketball bounces so the players don’t have to keep picking it up

[austin blake mays @austinblakemays]

no shade but that’s a long ass time for the mini

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

LAC 12 - 32 HOU
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.

[Kris Rhim @krisrhim1]

Justin Herbert said the first time he realized Jim Harbaugh was different was when Harbaugh told the team he remembered the day he was born.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

Score Update:
BUF 48 - 42 DET
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1090th unique final score in NFL history.

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

Holy shit