World Leader Pretend

There are so many problems in the world. I’d like to try and make it one less.

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@Cars2Enjoyer OH GOD ITS SPREADING

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@dril I’ve never watched Beavis and Butthead but this is something I’d imagine one of them saying.

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

“And God spoke all these words:

based.”

- Exodus twenty-somethingorother

[The Constellation Himself. @Deluxe_Megaton]

So, is nobody going to talk about how JaidenAnimations slandered Christianity?

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@CincyOHIO1 “NOOOOOOO I DONT WANNA HELP OTHER PEOPLE I WANT TO CAUSE AS MUCH HUMAN SUFFERING AS POSSIBLE TO INDULGE MY OWN GREED WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

mmm yes canneþ I to bie þe louve mine parents giveþ me not?

an idea of the highest caliber, folks

[Talha Kaya @talhakaya53]

What if you could send a heart to someone you like on Instagram, and the user who receives the heart can unlock it for a small fee?

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

I requireth one know the word “wokenessism” to know they art a true patriout and serfe our great countrie

I requireth this for to “own the libbs”.

No sirkum-nolege shall be provided.

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@reshetz ISIS is theocratically-motivated, whereas Russia is just power-hungry.

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@Postbop3C I’m not at my house but here’s an old book I found at an antique store.

it dates to the early 1920s and recommends radium therapy

(Interpretation of the World’s Medical Sciences Number Four)

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@fluxus2 Really. the ENTIRETY of all media has never been right about anything ever.

maybe you just live in a different reality my dude

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@daveanthony *gerontocrats

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@HorrorGorl found a moth, so I’m doing pretty good

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

BIG WIN! TUCKER CARLSON WENT OUTSIDE!!!

NOW WE JUST NEED TO GET HIM TO TOUCH GRASS AND WE’RE GOOD GUYS

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Trump has got him WHIPPED:

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@JUNlPER STOP RESISTING!

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@emethias @catlovingcommie @MOisawannabeKS I’m not looking for why cons may arrive at their conclusion. I’m interested in if they are correct.

No source means no evidence which means it can be dismissed without evidence.

(And places with higher population also would obviously have more crime bc more people)

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@emethias @catlovingcommie @MOisawannabeKS Statistics aren’t based on assumptions. They’re based on data collected through polls and other means.

Inferring anything from that set of data could potentially lead to a false conclusion. It’s scientifically unethical to produce stats to support your argument out of thin air.

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@The8BitIdiot I think it’s mostly because we consider that there are people EVEN LESS FORTUNATE THAN SOMEONE WHO CANNOT AFFORD FOOD. Like, think about that for a second.

We live in a plutocracy.

[World Leader Pretend @VPaleontologist]

@emethias @catlovingcommie @MOisawannabeKS This has nothing in it relating to political standings and their relevance to shootings. What was that supposed to teach me again?

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@seafocks @GregAbbott_TX hell yeah I wanna look like daft punk

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never take anyone who uses the word “transgenderism” unironically seriously