@giraffimation This still means being arrested, all electronic devices seized, going to court and proving to a jury you're innocent.
Sounds like great fun.
Another serious post.
As any who have done it will tell you, performing oral sex blocks your airways as you choke or gag on your partner.
This is 'suffocation' under the new UK bans. It carries 2 years for owning or 5 years for sharing.
Oral sex is banned in the UK.