the butthole genie

Retired crypto billionaire. Divorced. Fatphobic. |
he/him

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

My birth town has a "guy" who's an optical illusion. Like, there seems to be someone but on close inspection it's a trick of the light. It's a very convincing illusion you can be halfway a conversation with him before realizing you're talking to an odd optical effect

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

(gesturing vaguely at nothing) well, I'll let you do the honours

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

You're gonna suck whatever comes out of these Uniqlo chinos

[Frank @frankwithaknife]

Was served an incredible ad yesterday

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

One thing I love about American sports is the players are all very dumb so close games are total chaos. Instead of players making the boring, rational play to close out a game they routinely just like forget what the score is and do something completely different, it's awesome.

[Underdog NBA @UnderdogNBA]

De'Aaron Fox goes for the fastbreak layup...

BLOCKED BY ANUNOBY

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Porn parody of Good Will Hunting called Good Will Fucking. Retarded guy with a Boston accent turns out to be an absolute savant at fucking

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Gotta be hard being an anti-immigration type in NZ because your immigrants don't even want to be there. They just want to get to Australia.

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Aerial brumby sniper has to be one of the best jobs going

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Completely obsessed with SBS Insight

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

@pisiefend1 That's right

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Errm I actually use internet lingo in a really freaking Marxist way

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

A "normie" to me never implied the masses at large, but a sort of conformist bourgeois subject unwilling to cultivate their own sense of taste and thus risk ostracization from their own class.

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Wow! The New YorKKK Crime$ doesn't want you to know this!

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

One thing I said in the interview that the NYT refuses to air was that the American empire probably won’t last until 2045, making it one of the shortest-lived empires in history, a testament to the extreme and possibly unprecedented avarice and incompetence of our ruling class.

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Personally, the Jesus Christ part in Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is what tipped me off

[Molly Shah @MollyOShah]

I honestly didn’t realize Mormons thought of themselves as Christian- they like made up a whole new thing

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

@_colourmeamused Very wrong on beer and burgers

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Just FYI bottle shops close for good Friday so stock up now!

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Coopers XPA of all things

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Lol

[AusPoll @AusPoll6]

🚨 NEW: Victoria (state) voting intention

🟦 L/NP: 27% (-3)
🟧 ONP: 25% (+5)
🟥 ALP: 23% (-4)
🟩 GRN: 14% (-)
⬛️ OTH: 11% (+2)

Two-party-preferred
🟦 L/NP: 53% (+1)
🟥 ALP: 47% (-1)

Freshwater | 5-8 Jun | n=1034 | +/- 19-23 Mar

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Marks it on 0:39. If he takes the fully 30s + run up, even if he misses they need to go the full length and kick a goal in ~5 seconds. Which is borderline physically impossible versus kicking two goals from centre bounces in 30 seconds (wildly unlikely but doable).

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Very rare situation where kicking goal here probably marginally reduced their win probability vs going back and taking his full time

[Melbourne Footy @MelbourneFooty]

Heart in mouth stuff as Pickett played on with just over 30 seconds to play, but he kicked the sealer regardless! #AFLPiesDees