V.

Fix the mind before you can bestow the BLESSING

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

MY NEW BATHROOM PORTRAIT CAME IN ☺️😂

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Hear me out. A Carnival cruise through the Strait of Hormuz.

[DavidSaysStuff_ @davidsaysstuff_]

Can you survive without my tax dollars?

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

This may be unpopular, but we never escaped the 2008 financial crisis. We just shifted the pain.

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"you’re soooo funnyyy"

thanks they used to put my desk in the hallway

[Mind Matter @MindMatter28]

6 YEARS IN THE GYM TAUGHT ME THE BEST FOODS FOR WEIGHT LOSS.

1. Popcorn

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Zara Quinn @_Zaraquin]

If you still consider yourself a republican or a democrat, you're an idiot. It's all fake and
They all work for israel

[V. @VSEE_IX]

@tavleen22_ I cant DM on twitter for some reason. Do you have IG?

[V. @VSEE_IX]

@alwaysforkiana_ are you still selling, and are you in Long Beach?

[V. @VSEE_IX]

@tavleen22_ how much??

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

The fact that George Bush isn't booed at every fucking event he shows up at is a testament of how fucking brainwashed everyone is.

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Dear employers, please stop requiring a Bachelor’s or Master’s degree if the job only pays $20 an hour.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

boomers inherited the easiest fucking existence imaginable and then made it impossible for any other generation to experience that ever again

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No joke, leaving your house in the morning and returning home safely everyday is something to genuinely thank God for.